April 4th, the first serious crankfest of 2011 and very possibly the last for a while. My wife has a slipped disc which is causing me to be very much tied to home at the moment and for the foreseeable future. I had already flagged the Spitfire Deltic do in March (fortunately was able to offload the ticket), so the thought of missing this was doing my head in.
The reason? Yet another NIR DEMU farewell, although this time, due to the domestic circumstances, it really will be the last time. Thumpers, especially NIR ones, are my special trains, and the thought of missing this chance at the 59th minute of the 11th hour was more than I could bear. Tickets had been booked before my wifes indisposition began, so I also stood to lose a substantial amount of money. Luckily my parents stepped in and offered to help with the kids to allow me to do this trip. My father is also a enthusiast (and from Northern Ireland himself), so very much understands my DEMU addiction, and my mother is a long suffering yet sympathetic wife and mother of cranks, so she was also willing.
Anyway, all domestic arrangements were covered, and the alarm went off at 04:40 on Monday 4th April. Id been awake for ages anyway, filled with that pre-bash excitement that Im sure we can all relate to, but I didnt want to get up too early and risk spousal wrath by waking anyone up. Id booked a taxi for 05:00, so after a quick coffee and toast I went out of the house to meet it to avoid any beeping horns at such an early hour. The ten minute taxi ride to Bradford Interchange was spent listening to the drivers tales of the nocturnal exploits of the dregs of Bradford society, such as beating up drivers, smoking and taking drugs in the back, and using taxis as a means of transport to and from various petty crimes. Nice.
The Interchange was coming reluctantly to life as I arrived, at least in the bus part. The railway station was shuttered off, although with the first train not due out until 05:32 this wasnt surprising. At 05:20 the shutter went up and we were let through. There was a 180 idling in the siding that I presumed was for the 06:51 to the Cross, but five minutes later another one arrived in platform 2, so I guess the one in the siding must have been the stock for the 10:22. 3-car 158752 arrived from Leeds on time at platform 3 to form the 05:32 to Manchester Victoria with one passenger on board. I and four others boarded and we were off.
The grip was in a bad mood and seemed annoyed about having to sell me tickets. What had I used to get through the barrier at Bradford? he wanted to know. Im not sure what the correct answer should have been given that the booking office was closed and the barriers wide open, but anyway, the answer he got was nowt. At Victoria the train was close to full, despite the 06:48 arrival, so my initial scepticism about the need for a 3-car set on this working was proved wrong. Across to the Metrolink platform where a Piccadilly working had pulled out as we arrived. Damn: 12 minutes to wait. An Altrincham tram came and went, with the next Piccadilly hot on its heels. We pulled out of Victoria and climbed about 100 yards up Balloon Street before coming to a halt behind the Altrincham tram that had failed. WTF? 90 minutes into a mega-bash and it looked like it might fall at this most unexpected hurdle. I had 25 minutes to get to Piccadilly for the 07:30 to Carmarthen, and this was now in jeopardy. Fitters arrived almost immediately however and got the offending set moving: we arrived at Piccadilly at 07:20. 175008 was my steed for the 07:30, which I rode as far as Shrewsbury. Lots of dead class 56s at Crewe Diesel Depot, which was a sad sight. Meanwhile one of the all-conquering sheds trundled slowly and obliviously past on the Independent with a liner train. Five minutes late at Shrewsbury after a slight farce at Nantwich, and strolled over for the 09:05 Central Wales working, formed of 153320. This train was billed as the 09:05 to Cardiff Central, which is potentially disastrous should anyone for Cardiff actually board it for 5+ hours of meandering all over Wales.
I was surprised to see a buffet trolley on this train, despite only 8 passengers ex-Shrewsbury. Catering on a 153?? What next? Branches of McDonalds on all Pacers? Anyway, the service did surprisingly well overall after a slow start, so I guess we have to assume ATW know what theyre doing. I dropped off after Sutton Bridge Junction, and woke with a jolt as we went over the crossover at Craven Arms. There has been a 25-year old controversy raging in my family regarding the fact that I repeatedly slept for sections of the Central Wales line when on the 05:40 Swansea > Shrewsbury back in 1985, the only time Id ever been over it. In an over-zealous application of line gricing rules, my father claimed that you need to be awake for a line to count (!), and that as I cant remember which bits I slept over, I shouldnt have ticked any of it off! Anyway, nearly three long hours later the 153 pulled into Llanelli with me having stayed awake all the way, and the quarter century of discussion was finally brought to a close.
Got fish and chips in Llanelli and waited for the 13:18 to Milford Haven. Fellow forum member Ivo was on this, and we met up for the ride to Carmarthen. He wasnt hard to find: just look for the passenger surrounded by pieces of paper with train times scrawled all over them. These 175s really are nice trains, and the 20 minute journey went in a blink. We had about ¾ hour to kill in Carmarthen, which I did by buying a Rail & Sail ticket to Dublin, and going to the Nationwide Building Society. We knew that our next move, the 14:22 to Cheltenham (13:30 off Fishguard) was booked a 150, but also that other units frequently dropped on it. We were speculating about what it might be when Ivo looked up and said I dont believe it!. I looked up to see the unmistakable front end of a 143 in the distance. Fantastic! How had Canton known that West Yorkshires premier Pacer Veg would be out and about in South Wales that day? We took our seats on board 143609 to grice the Swansea District line in this most unsuitable traction for a run such as Fishguard > Cheltenham, and were treated to a trundle as far as Briton Ferry before the driver opened her up for an exhilarating run to Cardiff Central, reached 15 minutes early. Out of the barrier to get some grub, where my Carmarthen > Dublin ticket was rejected. The ticket man was also left scratching his head but let me out anyway.
57316 was on the 16:15 WAG train to Holyhead. This was pretty full, so we ended up sitting in the second TSO. We managed to get the bay to ourselves despite the number of passengers by talking loudly about trains and employing much basherspeak. The chap next to me gave up the will to live after about 5 minutes of this and moved on. Result! Track Basher was on board and joined us for the journey. Lots of fast running, as I suppose must be expected from a 57 with load four. We spent most of the time reminiscing about bashing in the 1980s, with conversation eventually focussing on the comings and goings at Carstairs and Mossend Yard. Im afraid that a lot of this might have gone over the youngster Ivos head, so if hes reading this, apologies for that! Ivo bailed at Abergavenny for a plus seven back to Newport, but Track Basher remained on to Shrewsbury. After hed bailed I started to feel quite unwell. I had a headache and was suddenly exhausted, I then realised that I hadnt had a drop to drink since that coffee at about quarter to five in the morning, and promptly broke open the carton of apple juice Id been carrying all day. The only other liquid I had was two bottles of Newcastle Brown Ale, but the idea of drinking one of these in my state was horrifying. Heres a recommendation: if you suddenly realise you havent drunk anything for over 13 hours, do not drink a pint of apple juice with indecent haste. Now feeling sick as well as exhausted with a thumping headache, I struggled to retain composure. A bellow leaving Crewe and Chester helped by getting some fresh air in the lungs, but eventually I had to give in and visit the toilet to be sick. I bailed at Llandudno Junction and piled into the Netto there one minute before it closed and bought paracetamol and water. Id gulped down two tablets before Id even crossed the threshold and began the process of feeling better.
I took a 175 on the 20:29 to Llandudno to kill some time. I took a walk along the grand, wide prom, where the sea air helped the recovery enormously. I was hugely impressed by Llandudno. While I had expected faded grandeur, what I found instead was a beautiful sweeping bay with the most elegant Victorian hotels all the way along. Hardly so much as a crack in the rendering on any of them, and the whole thing was tastefully illuminated and culminated in the dark forbidding bulk of the Great Orme. The last few hotels straggled along a steep road up the lower slopes of the head, and the whole effect brought to mind the South of France rather than the North Wales coast, the popular image of which is more windswept, desolate caravan parks, endemic poverty, and kiss-me-quick hats. Even more pleasing was that the whole effect continued well behind the front. Broad streets and wide sqaures full of prosperous looking shops with immaculate frontages and glasswork. None of the litter and dog turds that normally adorn the streets of British towns either. I went to Asda to get some provisions and found the sort of juvenile delinquents hanging around that are the more normal manifestation of British evening streetlife, but I headed back to the station with my good impression of the place largely intact. At the station I noticed the nice LMS ironwork on the gates, recently repainted, so the station was much in keeping with the rest of the place.
A 150 was forming the last train out of there, the 21:45 to Crewe. I rode to the Junction, where I changed for the 22:07 to Holyhead, the 19:10 Voyager off Euston. Arrived at Holyhead 6 early, which is bad news as who on Earth wants 6 extra minutes in Holyhead? I settled down with the I-Pod for a long, drawn out wait on the metal benches of pain in the terminal. A crowd of drunken Irish girls (with young kids in tow) were flirting noisily with some English louts en route to Dublin, and this racket was the aural accompaniment to the three hours or so of festering. Brilliant. Eventually the gates of Purgatory were opened ajar and we were let through to the next stage. Hardly Heaven, but a bus ride onto the boat at least meant that metal bench misery was over. I found a bench seat in a darkened corner and went straight to sleep, only to be awoken a few minutes later by a large crowd of noisy Russians who insisted on talking loudly and making a big racket. This selfish behaviour looked like it might go on all night, so I upped and left after about 20 minutes. Bring back Communism I say. I went to the next deck up, which was rather more brightly lit, but at least it was quiet. The crossing was very rough indeed, with the boat see-sawing up and down, making quite frightening grinding noises each time the hull crashed into the waves on the way down. Got to sleep though and woke up as the boat was docking at Dublin 15 minutes late.
Got put down by the complementary Stena bus at Connolly station and went to get breakfast. McDonalds did the honours and I strolled back to Connolly to collect my advance purchase ticket for the 07:35 to Belfast. I met Drimnagh Road on the concourse and we rode north together behind Irish Rail loco 227. On arrival on time at Central we had 27 minutes to go and charge up the I Link cards for the day before the 10:12 to Carrickfergus. 453 rolled into platform 4 on time and off we went into EE Heaven. Thrash and clag a-plenty as she stormed over the viaduct to Yorkgate and beyond. We bailed at Trooperslane (station grice; sorry, shack scratch, for me) and crossed over the level crossing to take 455 southbound 3 minutes later as far as Whiteabbey. Over the bridge here for 452 on the 10:53 to Larne Harbour, taken as far as Downshire. A quick fill in move to a supermarket for rations before returning to the platform to see a 4-car 80 class unit emerging from Kilroot power station in the distance with the 11:27 to Central. Fantastic! This is why we were here, to get one last crack at this ancient and quirky train before its withdrawal, probably in the next few weeks. She rolled in and we bagged the bashers seats in leading power car 94. Off we went amid the customary din and clag. God this was good, and things dont really get much better than this these days TBH. Carrickfergus, then Clipperstown, then
.. disaster! Commencing the steep gradient from Clipperstown there came an alarming rumbling noise from 94, then silence. Got my head out and 94 definitely not working, with 90 struggling valiantly at the rear to shove this decrepit cavalcade up the hill. At Trooperslane the driver attempted to get 94 started again, culminating in a loud ringing, clanging sound that wasnt the desired outcome at all. We then quickly relocated to the rear for the most awesome display of clag and racket Ive experienced for many years. 90 was giving it all to move this train and frankly had the set been taken off at Central after only one go on it it would have been almost worth it just for this. 10 minutes late at Central where fitters were waiting, and whatever they did eventually resulted in a huge eruption of smoke and noise and 94 was back up and running. Out on time on the 12:12 to Carrickfergus, and all that remained was to stay with this set as long as I dared before my flight at 18:30 from Belfast City Airport. 12:12 to Carrick, 13:00 back to Central, 13:42 to Larne Harbour, 14:57 to Central. From here we started back out on the 16:12 to Larne Town, intending to bail at Jordanstown at 16:28 for a plus four back to Belfast. However, we were 2 down leaving and a large crowd waiting at Yorkgate ensured that we were 5 down leaving there. We decided to bail at Whiteabbey instead. On the train I ran into the father of a couple of my oldest friends, who for many years had been the treasurer of the RPSI. Its a small world it seems. Only had chance for a brief chat before Whiteabbey, where it was time to leave an 80 class for the last time ever. We quickly ran up to the road overbridge to get a snap, and then watch as it clagged away. This was the end. The 80 class are my most special trains, that have been a part of my life (and I a very small part of theirs) throughout their existence. This was my Deltic Moment in fact. OK, Whiteabbey stations dismal bus-type shelters on a mundane Tuesday afternoon are a far cry from Kings Cross on 2nd January 1982, with hundreds of enthusiasts present, grown men in tears and film crews on hand to record the scene, but to me it was every bit as special, every bit as poignant. A smartly executed flailing salute was given as she pulled out and disappeared from view.
782 appeared leading the 9 minutes late 16:32 to Great Victoria Street for the final thumper move of the day, and likely my final main line one ever. I had intended to take this through to GVS, returning with it to Central on the 17:06 to Larne Harbour for the 17:23 Bangor line stopper to Sydenham for the airport. However, the series of small farces that had been building all day seemed in danger of becoming a big farce resulting in my missing the 17:23 and being stuck in Northern Ireland. In terms of domestic fuss thus caused this couldnt be contemplated under any circumstances. Man of Steel I aint when it comes to domestic harmony! I therefore bailed from 452 at Central in time for the 17:03 to Bangor to be on the safe side, getting a shot as it propelled its train round to GVS before boarding the cause of all this distress, a C3K CAF unit. Drimnagh Road stayed on board to GVS to get a quick visit to the Crown pub before taking the 18:10 back up to Dublin.
The plane was actually 20 minutes early landing at LBA, and my wife collected me. We were able to get home to relieve my father in time to allow him to get the 20:10 train from Saltaire instead of the expected 20:40.
Many thanks to Ivo, Track Basher and Drimnagh Road whose welcome and enjoyable company turned a great trip into a superb one. This is the more welcome given that this years bashing schedule is very much in Limbo at the moment. A shot of 94 leaving Whiteabbey at the rear of the 16:12 Belfast Central > Larne Town, my last ever 80 class working, is attached below.