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Old 23rd April 2017, 12:00   #601
DaveHarries
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Teacher asks class if Man Utd is their favourite team. Everyone says yes except for Jimmy. "What's your favourite team, Jimmy?" He says, "Liverpool." Teacher asks "Well why is that?" "Well, my dad & mom are Liverpool fans, I guess that makes me a Liverpool fan." Angry teacher says, "If your dad was a moron & your mom was an idiot, what would that make you?" He replies "Well, that would make me a Man Utd fan.

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(PS: I am not a fan of any premiership club: the club I support is in the next division down.)
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Old 23rd April 2017, 12:33   #602
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I was told the colour blue had a calming effect so one day when I was feeling stressed I decided to talk to a man wearing a blue rosette. Talking to him didn't cause me to be more relaxed but when he said something that annoyed me I punched him and felt much better afterwards.
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