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Vigil for Cow

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-32800365

A memorial vigil will be held for a cow that was shot dead by police marksmen.

The cow, nicknamed Bessie, was one of three that escaped from Rising Sun Country Park in North Tyneside on Sunday.

A helicopter and six police marksmen tracked the trio - two were recaptured but Bessie was shot "in the interests of public safety".

The vigil is to take place at 18:00 BST on Friday, at a field in Chicken Lane, Wallsend.

More than 6,000 people have liked a Facebook page set up in her memory.
'Serious send-off'

Those attending the vigil are asked to wear a cow onesie and bring a candle.

Dave Turner, who set up the R.I.P. Wallsend Cow Facebook page, said: "It's not every day you get a cow getting shot in a field nearby. I think we need to mark this occasion with a serious send-off for Bessie.

"It wasn't doing anything, it was just eating a bit of grass - it probably got sick of the grass it was eating elsewhere, it heard about a nice new patch, went down and started grazing, and the next thing is police turn up and start firing at it.

"We are going to light candles and say a little prayer for her."

A Northumbria Police spokesman said Bessie was destroyed after becoming "increasingly distressed" and "causing dangerous and severe obstructions" on a major road.

I wonder how many will go home to a meal of sirloin steak, roast beef or beefburgers.
 
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I think it's very mooving to see people paying their respects to Bessie
 

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I get the feeling we're going to milk this one to death.

I hear a rumour that a local dignitary was going to be present, Sir Loin.
 

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I do worry sometimes about you lot and your dedication to creating puns for any occasion...

;)
 

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I hear they have managed to get the support of some celebrities including Sandra Bullock, Captain Beefheart and Thora Herd.
 

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I hear by the time the ceremony was over, they all thought it well done.
 

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It was a sad fate the beef-el the poor animal, for sure, but I can't think of a better moomorial than a good pun run.
 

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Oh beefhave everyone. All these puns are getting udderly ridiculous.
I'm sure bessie had the send off that was coming to her, with her good friends Potato, carrot, and horseradish.
 

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How dairy suggest that we come up with awful puns?

*Looks at ban hammer*

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*Decides not to be a killjoy this time*
 

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I do worry sometimes about you lot and your dedication to creating puns for any occasion...

;)

You would be right to worry sir. After all "He who would pun would pick a pocket" - Dr Stephen Maturin (Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World)
 
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