Dom395
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We are now arriving at Broadstairs, note this station does not have a lift but it does have broad stairs.
You don't need to say how corny that joke was.
You don't need to say how corny that joke was.
You don't need to say how corny that joke was.
Donald Trump has announced that now hes President hes going to ban the sale of pre-shredded cheese.
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He wants to make America grate again.
Whats the difference between Donald Trump and an orange?
An orange has a thick skin.
My friend said to me, I hear the FBI have foiled a terrorist plot to kill Donald Trump.
What, a suicide bomber? I asked.
No, a surface to hair missile.
How many Donald Trump supporters does it take to change a light bulb?
Look, we can change the light bulb. That I will tell you. Were changing it, ok? And I understand what youre saying, I hear it all the time. People call me and say Is the light bulb really dead?. Thats what they are asking me, its unbelievable. The light bulb is in big trouble, that I can tell you. But we are going to change it.
A huge bomb has gone off in Middlesbrough town centre destroying the whole central business district. Damage is estimated to be well in excess of £10.
Actual headlines.
Prostitutes appeal to the Pope
Juvenile court to try shooting defendants
Two Russian ships collide. One dies
I saw a cannibal devour a prioress in the Trent Valley.
Nuneaton.
Actual headlines.
Prostitutes appeal to the Pope
Juvenile court to try shooting defendants
Two Russian ships collide. One dies
President Trump heard his National Security Adviser had resigned.
He needed a drink to steady his nerves; the barman recommended a Mickey Flynn.
Apparently you can't use "beefstew" as a password on the internet.
It's not stroganoff.
Dave
Add to the list
Cork man drowns.
I would start a discussion about coffee but I can't help thinking that one or two people might make a mochary of the idea...
Dave
It's far too latte in the day for coffee jokes.
Now you're milking it.
The Labour Party