I don't know where she was from but it would help if she had better than pigeon English in court.
As long as she can tell her story parrot fashion she will be OK.
Who knows. She could be outside court Puffin on a ciggy wondering what to do next.
She claimed she was helping it cross the road at a pelican crossing.
We'll have to stop this now as the last two posts have been repeats of earlier puns, which is a bit hawkward. It's been emusing while it's lasted, some of the jokes were the best I'feather seen.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-40529770Westminster Council's own planning guidelines state Parliament Square - home to 11 statues - is within the "monument saturation zone, considered unsuitable for new memorials
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Places_in_The_Hitchhiker's_Guide_to_the_Galaxy#Shoe_Event_HorizonThe foundation of the Shoe Event Horizon theory is that when depressed, people tend to look down, and when they look down, they see their shoes. To cheer themselves up, they might buy themselves a new pair. Thus, in a generally depressed society, demand for shoes will rise. ... Eventually, this destabilizes the economy to the point where it is "no longer economically viable to build anything other than shoe shops", and planetary society collapses.
I always suspected there was a little man inside them.A Texas man who found himself trapped inside a cash machine slipped "help me" notes through the receipt slot.
The man, who police say was working on a renovation of the bank, left his phone in his vehicle before getting stuck in the drive-thru ATM's vault.
The unnamed workman was freed after shouting to ATM users, who continued withdrawing cash throughout his ordeal on Wednesday in Corpus Christi.
Police thought it a hoax before kicking in a door to withdraw him.
A couple knocked themselves unconscious practising a lift from the Dirty Dancing film for their wedding.
Sharon Price and fiance Andy Price were trying to recreate a scene from the 80s film, in a pub garden in Weston-super-Mare in Somerset, at the weekend.
Mr Price said: "We were about 30ft apart and Sharon ran and I grabbed her hips and the next thing we knew we were flat out on the floor."
The couple, who are marrying next year, are now planning a slow dance.
I got stuck in the toilet of a hotel I was painting once. There was no door handle and I somehow kicked the door stop away when I was painting the ceiling. There was nobody around and I had to phone another customer of mine who had a number for the guy that owned the hotel who then got hold of the builder who let me out.
I was in there for half an hour, quite relaxing really.
I got stuck in the toilet of a hotel I was painting once. There was no door handle and I somehow kicked the door stop away when I was painting the ceiling. There was nobody around and I had to phone another customer of mine who had a number for the guy that owned the hotel who then got hold of the builder who let me out.
I was in there for half an hour, quite relaxing really.
Before we move on to a new subject I'd just like to point out that she couldn't be charged with jaywalking.
And that is the hend of these bird puns
No they've just moved to the "Random thoughts..." thread.
Those puns do seem to get around.
Talking of other news though. What do people think about the top earners of the BBC having their salaries published?
Chris Evans is reportedly earning 2.2 million a year. I'd get up early for that.
Jeremy Vine £750k a year etc.
I love the BBC personally and I think the world would be a poorer place without it, although it does have its faults.