What made you smile today?

[Cowley]

That's good, now give me the last word and I'll fill in the rest.

I expect it’ll be: After, or End. All the books I read finish like that, even the really long ones.

 

[DaleCooper]

I expect it’ll be: After, or End. All the books I read finish like that, even the really long ones.

I've just read "Anatomical Features of Fish of the River Seine" the last word was "fin".

 

[Cowley]

I've just read "Anatomical Features of Fish of the River Seine" the last word was "fin".

Ok that made me smile today.

 

[fowler9]

That's good, now give me the last word and I'll fill in the rest.

Alright, first word was "Dear", last word was "impressed".

 

[DaleCooper]

Cunk on Britain documentaries e.g.

 

[ChiefPlanner]

I've just read "Anatomical Features of Fish of the River Seine" the last word was "fin".

Very good !

 

[507021]

The guy on the till in Iceland reducing one of the items I bought to half price because the box was damaged.

 

[61653 HTAFC]

Seeing photos of what was once 142005...

 

[Cowley]

Seeing photos of what was once 142005...

Is that the one with the remains of the cab front in a basement underneath Manchester Victoria (like some nightmarish episode of Thomas the Tank Engine)?

 

[507021]

Is that the one with the remains of the cab front in a basement underneath Manchester Victoria (like some nightmarish episode of Thomas the Tank Engine)?

That's 142059 mate.

 

[Cowley]

That's 142059 mate.

Ah thanks mate.
What’s happened to 142005 then?

 

[507021]

Ah thanks mate.
What’s happened to 142005 then?

It's gone to Booths for scrap.

 

[Cowley]

It's gone to Booths for scrap.

Oh I see.
I think I’m a bit out of touch with these things.

 

[LOL The Irony]

Seeing that the last Virgin departure from Manchester Piccadilly was the same Pendolino that first arrived in Manchester on the inaugural Pendolino service.

 

[fowler9]

Seeing that the last Virgin departure from Manchester Piccadilly was the same Pendolino that first arrived in Manchester on the inaugural Pendolino service.

It wasn't the one that failed on the way back yesterday was it?

 

[LOL The Irony]

It wasn't the one that failed on the way back yesterday was it?

No, that was a different one.

 

[DaleCooper]

I was very relieved to collect my bus pass from Stagecoach lost property having left it on a bus yesterday. To be on the safe side I'm going to leave it at home in future.

 

[Cowley]

I was very relieved to collect my bus pass from Stagecoach lost property having left it on a bus yesterday. To be on the safe side I'm going to leave it at home in future.

Just change the photo so that a potential thief can’t pretend to be you.

 

[Arglwydd Golau]

.....reading in the Graun today that a wholesaler in Grimsby fish market said 'Boris seems a normal working-class guy, he's got my vote'. I should be crying really.

 

[scotrail158713]

.....reading in the Graun today that a wholesaler in Grimsby fish market said 'Boris seems a normal working-class guy, he's got my vote'. I should be crying really.

You really should be

 

[DaleCooper]

Just change the photo so that a potential thief can’t pretend to be you.

If they thought he was me they wouldn't let him on the bus.

 

[DerekC]

The nice couple who run our polling station (they are there every time there is an election, through from 07:00 to 22:00).

 

[DaleCooper]

The nice couple who run our polling station (they are there every time there is an election, through from 07:00 to 22:00).

I wouldn't fancy the hours but they get long holidays.

 

[Master29]

I wouldn't fancy the hours but they get long holidays.

I don't know. They've been doing quite a bit of overtime of late with all the general elections we've had.