I have to say, you threw me a little just now by using my own home town as an example
Hexham, thats an easy one, mind I did used to live between Hexham and Carlisle.
I think I know most major places. We used to have a board game called, the great game of Britain, where you visited places by train. I used to know the stations on the game which were not even marked.
But somedays can throw you.
The other week while waiting for my horsham stopper to leave London Bridge, a woman came up and asked where the train to Hayes was. All I could think was Hayes and Harlington on the GWML. Had to look it up and found Hayes (kent). Got her to the right train.
And a few weeks ago, came across a woman on the train going from Lemmington to Seaford. Only issue was her ticket was for Sleaford. Had to look that one up. (change at Grantham). Anyway, let her travel and told her to speak to the ticket office at Seaford to sort it out (for her return) and called the ticket office at Seaford, so they were ready for her..
A few weeks ago I was off track and was at Gatwick, and was somehow left running the info desk at Gatwick Airport station for about 5 hours alone during rush hour, with only an advantix as company. It was non stop questions, including, I need to get to Paris (an easy one TBH). With the only person going away miffed was when FGW cancelled their Reading-Gatwick service at Redhill (again) and i could not do exactly as she wanted.
But there is always gonna be some who is miffed cause of the top off your head you dont know what time the next SWT at Clapham is going to get into Tolworth just as your shutting the doors on your train.
SJ