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341o2

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Polycot - nest box for parrots

Polychrome - Internet Browser for parrots

Polyclinic - Parrot vet

Polycyclic - Parrot on a bike

Polydactyl - Extinct breed of parrot

Polyembryonic - Parrot egg
 
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Catalogue - speech from a feline

Analogue - speech from someone called Ana

Radiotherapy - professional help assisted by listening to a wireless or DAB
 
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A cod-like fish meal prepared by a fictional cafe owner in Nouvion.

Corpus
The central part of a cat between its neck and tail.
 
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May have already been done on numerous occasions but by far the best is Stephen Fry at 12.20 on a Sunday lunchtime; 'Countryside - the murder of Piers Morgan'

A lot of ISIHAC is fairly close to the knuckle but still amazed they got away with broadcasting that!
 
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mpthomson said:
May have already been done on numerous occasions but by far the best is Stephen Fry at 12.20 on a Sunday lunchtime; 'Countryside - the murder of Piers Morgan'

A lot of ISIHAC is fairly close to the knuckle but still amazed they got away with broadcasting that!
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As Max Miller used to intimate, you have to have a 'dirty mind' to understand - otherwise it's unintelligible.
 
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Soul music - Music to be played in shoe factories (whilst making soles..)

Thrash (metal) music - Music for sadomasochists; music which might have been played in schools when teachers were allowed to cane naughty pupils.

Country music -- Music about ladies' "rude bits".
 
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Busaholic said:
As Max Miller used to intimate, you have to have a 'dirty mind' to understand - otherwise it's unintelligible.
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That reminds me of the radio show Beyond our Ken which was quite mild, but then the same team were in Round the Horne. Homosexuality had just been legalised and the show made innuendo an art form. Amoungst the critics was a clergyman who found the show offensive, so the scriptwriters apologised and asked exactly what he found offensive and why.

Another definition of Sorbet - Elizabeth has been horse riding
 
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Alimony - Money earned by the "greatest" World Heavyweight boxing champion.

Parsimony - Money for the vicar.

Harmony - Money for laughing (ha ha ha...)
 
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Humbling - (alternative definition) Whistling "Goldfinger"

Sycophant - Part of an elephant is not well
 
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