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The Worst Thing To Ever Run On The Network

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billh

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Had some good runs behind 84,s in the 70's
I last saw class 84s in a scrapyard at Hyde near Manchester. About 1980. They must have arrived by road as there was no rail connection. They looked to have just been dropped onto a pile of scrap, not placed neatly on the ground. Some of their innards were scattered around. I gather they had come from Metro-Vicks,AEI in Trafford Park. I cannot say if they were the worst thing on rails or not. Speaking of M-V, I recall seeing a class28 at Guide Bridge in the dark. Accelerating away from a signal with a very irregular engine sound and sparks from the exhaust,spectacular even if it was the worst.Perhaps more poignant at an earlier time was seeing a clapped out J39 or some such wheezing its slow way to Gorton for scrapping. She had 3 or 4 dead locos in tow with their smokebox doors open and con rods removed.
 
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As much as I loved the Class 40s for the noise they made I always felt that like the blokes at the gym they were over weight and not very powerful.

Thee's a bloke who's a gym / fitness fanatic who comes into my local bar (and drinks fruit beer). Every time I see him now I'm going to be visualizing a class 40 !
 

rick_suffolk

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In today’s era I’d nominate class 153. Ridiculous looking, noisy, smelly.

Back in the 70s I’d nominate class 125 DMUs, not HST but the 3 car rolls royce/derby units originally working out of Liverpool street and later out of broad st/kings x on gn suburban. Reliability very poor. See this post https://www.lner.info/forums/viewtopic.php?f=15&t=7947&start=15

I don’t think the class 127s fared much better in terms of reliability, also with rolls royce engines.
 

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It pains me to say this, but in terms of cost vs return surely it's got to be either the Nightstar stock or APT-P? In terms of locos, definitely some of the modernisation plan dross, class 14-17 in particular.
Pity about Nightstar really, I had a run from Quebec City to Montreal on the seated coaches about 5 years ago. Probably the most comfortable loco haul stock I've experienced.
 

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If you look back at the early days of the railway, when the railway had a complete monopoly on travel over anything but the shortest of distances, I think you will find the winner there. People travelling in open wooden wagons, without toilets, without seats on a pretty dangerous network with nonexistent or primitive signalling with profit put totally ahead of health and safety. Hundreds died each year.

Some of the BR engines were mechanically unreliable. Voyagers might smell. Pacers might bounce. But, they get you to your destination without risk of serious injury or death.

... are you referring to Southern (2018) here???
 

matacaster

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Same here.

My pet hate with 142's (other than the shoddy build) is that the bottom heating duct at the side of the window seats slopes in such a way that you cannot rest your foot on it. The 144's have a square box section which is ideal to rest a foot on. The 144's are by far and away the best pacers.
 

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Early 70s and still at school, took a trip up to Bury with another train fanatic (first and only trip on a class 504) and stored in what is now the East Lancs Railways Buckley Wells shed were a selection of class 83 & 84 AC electric loco's along with E26000. Was very surprised that these came back to life after being stored dead for several years. I'm pretty sure 'Tommy' returned from the dead also for a shorter spell.
It was Weaver Junction to Glasgow electrification that saved the 84s and 83s. It meant that they needed less 87s.

The weakness was the drive gear ring on the axles that wore quickly due to lack of lubrication. Had this been better designed they would have been great machines at only 3,000 horsepower. They were very smooth riders at speed.
 

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Uncomfortable and noisy interior that normally stinks of plastic. And not exactly progressing well in the reliability department either.

I agree entirely. I don't know about reliability issues, but the thing that really makes me dislike them is that whilst they look good externally and have reasonable acceleration, the way they have been fitted out internally makes them as austere as the Q1's.
 

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Austere and clinical interiors are typical of German stock. Why don’t UK customers specify them to British "taste" ?
 

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Austere and clinical interiors are typical of German stock. Why don’t UK customers specify them to British "taste" ?
Likely as they do not work with design consultants when negotiating new stock. Some do a good job though, TfL and Abellio seem to get it right.
 
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InTheEastMids

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Before my time, but thinking from the perspective of the network, 86/0 might be worth including in this rogue's gallery.

I'm sure others can add to this but they are supposed to have done a lot of damage to the track on the WCML, so were certainly a bad thing.
 

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Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Cycloped, the horse-powered locomotive that failed miserably at the Rainhill Trials in 1829:

Cycloped_horse-powered_locomotive.jpg
 

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Anything where the seat spacing leaves you with painful kneecaps and a risk of DVT, or the noise level leaves you with tinnitus, or the fumes leave you with a sore throat. GWR 158s, you tick all those boxes.
 
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