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Your favourite evocatively-named stations (both past and present)

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AndrewE

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Let's have all "the Slow Train" lyrics:
"The Slow Train"
(by Flanders And Swann)

Miller's Dale for Tideswell
Kirby Muxloe
Mow Cop and Scholar Green

No more will I go to Blandford Forum and Mortehoe
On the slow train from Midsomer Norton and Mumby Road
No churns, no porter, no cat on a seat
At Chorlton-cum-Hardy or Chester-le-Street
We won't be meeting again
On the Slow Train

I'll travel no more from Littleton Badsey to Openshaw
At Long Stanton I'll stand well clear of the doors no more
No whitewashed pebbles, no Up and no Down
From Formby Four Crosses to Dunstable Town
I won't be going again
On the Slow Train

On the Main Line and the Goods Siding
The grass grows high
At Dog Dyke, Tumby Woodside
And Trouble House Halt

The Sleepers sleep at Audlem and Ambergate
No passenger waits on Chittening platform or Cheslyn Hay
No one departs, no one arrives
From Selby to Goole, from St Erth to St Ives
They've all passed out of our lives
On the Slow Train, on the Slow Train

Cockermouth for Buttermere ... on the Slow Train
Armley Moor Arram
Pye Hill and Somercotes ... on the Slow Train...
Windmill End
Borrowed from https://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/frankturner/theslowtrain.html
Listen to it on YouTube if you don't know it!
is particularly good, with just the right photographs accompanying it.
 
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Knockando Upper
Oldham (Clegg Street) - can almost smell the flat caps and whippets!
Besses o'th' Barn - the only BR totem sign to be in lower case
Church and Oswaldtwistle
Port Isaac Road (always a clue that the station was miles away from the place it served!)
Bishops Nympton and Molland
A regret (I've had a few!): back in 1987 Port Isaac Road Station and quite a bit of land and buildings besides was advertised for sale in the Financial Times in a full page ad at less than £100,000. At the time I was negotiating to buy a shop and flat in another part of Cornwall, for considerably more than £100,000, so never investigated further. I believe it sold again in more recent times for a million or so!
 

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Theydon Bois
Egloskerry - how appropriate that the first station truly in the Duchy had such a Cornish sounding name
 

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Percy Main

On the way to...

Tyne Commission Quay

I always liked Tyndrum Upper and Tyndrum Lower, but now they've gone and spoilt them.
 

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For me perhaps my most evocatively named station is Exeter St Davids.

Between 1978 and 1982 (when I passed my driving test) I traveled quite a lot between Liverpool and Exeter for holidays and short breaks.

On arrival at Exeter I recall that there was a train announcer who had a distinctly pleasant Irish, rather than the expected Devonian / West Country accent. As the train rolled in he could be heard very clearly saying "This is Exeter St Davids, Exeter St Davids .... " he just had that right sort of voice for making announcements contrasting I recall to the usually female announcers who often lacked clarity at that time who would make announcements at Liverpool.

John
 

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Slaggyford - the name just belies the rural setting and the attractive building. Holytown, however, is completely different.
 

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From the parts where I spent my first years -- the first three stations out of Louth on the "Mablethorpe loop line" (that part of same, closed 1960): Grimoldby, Saltfleetby, and Theddlethorpe. Testimony to the big Danish presence in that part of England many centuries ago. And not very far away, on the Midland & Great Northern Joint Railway's east -- west route between Spalding and Bourne: the three stations in a row, of North Drove, Counter Drain, and Twenty (the last, serving a hamlet named after the Twenty Foot Drain); greatly -- if not very accurately -- suggestive to me, of wild and remote, sparsely inhabited wetland regions.
 

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Sexhow, followed by Potto
Barnsley Court House
Northampton definitely sounded much better when it had a Castle on the end.
Bootle Oriel Road (only realised recently that there's a set of streets in Bootle named after Oxford colleges)
 

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One of my dad's work colleagues was new to London, and she thought that Bethnal Green, London Fields and Hackney Downs sounded so poetically rustic.
 

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Sexhow, followed by Potto

I've always loved that pair -- calling, to my schoolboy mind at any rate: instructions on the facts of life, and then a cuddly African bushbaby-like creature.
 

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Sexhow, followed by Potto
Barnsley Court House
Northampton definitely sounded much better when it had a Castle on the end.
Bootle Oriel Road (only realised recently that there's a set of streets in Bootle named after Oxford colleges)

Northampton was proposed to regain its 'Castle' when the new station opened a few years ago but it appears that the local authority decided the £200,000 NR wanted was excessive... these sort of costs show why station renamings no matter how appropriate are uncommon these days.
 

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There's a fabled yarn that in days gone by there was a station announcer at Ashford (Kent) who used to say "Why kill'em and cart'em to Canterbury? (Intermediate stations on the Canterbury West line being Wye, Chilham and Chartham).
 

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Like it ! Shades of a not dissimilar humour item, read of in a history of the Romney, Hythe & Dymchurch: in pre-WWII days, the teenage son of one of the railway's "big names" (maybe of Captain John Howey himself) sometimes obliged his dad by acting as a train guard: he wasn't "into" railways with any solemnity, and would make announcements en route, such as "New Romney; change for Cosham, Cookham, and Noshem".
 

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One I forgot:

Gatehouse of Fleet

About two miles from the place it served, but the name is quite evocative, you can picture a small gatehouse perhaps by a stream or something.
 

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One I forgot:

Gatehouse of Fleet

About two miles from the place it served, but the name is quite evocative, you can picture a small gatehouse perhaps by a stream or something.

It is about 6 miles from Gatehouse of Fleet, along a very poor minor road. NOt a bad location, though, with the Clints of Dromore and the Big Water of Fleet Viaduct nearby.
 

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It is about 6 miles from Gatehouse of Fleet, along a very poor minor road. NOt a bad location, though, with the Clints of Dromore and the Big Water of Fleet Viaduct nearby.

6 miles! Worse than I thought, and it's service was pretty poor as well.
 

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One of my dad's work colleagues was new to London, and she thought that Bethnal Green, London Fields and Hackney Downs sounded so poetically rustic.
Might have sounded Poetically, but living in these localities opened your eyes
 
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