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Toytown.

County town of Somerset.
 
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Apologies for the response as I have only just seen this post.

Regarding Larkhall's moniker, I have heard a few individuals refer to that as if you ever visit Larkhall, you will not find the colour green there, except for grass and traffic lights. Most of the townsfolk what I have heard are staunch supporters of the Orange Order, and take the events of 12th July 1690 very seriously.
Thanks for the reply. I did wonder if there was a Rangers connection.
 

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Not a town, but the county of Clackmannanshire in Scotland is often referred to as "the wee county".
 

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Toytown.

County town of Somerset.

Not to be confused with Bilgewater.
Heard both of those when I lived in the former... the natives also had numerous nicknames for the (in the consensus opinion) rather backwards neighbour to the south along the railway and A38, of which the rather juvenile "Smellington" is the only one that didn't slanderously allege that Wellingtonites were keen on "keeping things in the family", if you get my drift... it was also the only one that even tried to be a pun!
 

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A certain football pundit dubbed my hometown (or rather the football team, which to be fair was appropriate) "Cruddersfield" a few months ago. A bit simplistic and juvenile, but I get it.

However as this pundit goes by the name of Jason Cundy, you'd think he'd be a bit more careful about switching the odd letter for a cheap joke!
 

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A certain football pundit dubbed my hometown (or rather the football team, which to be fair was appropriate) "Cruddersfield" a few months ago. A bit simplistic and juvenile, but I get it.

However as this pundit goes by the name of Jason Cundy, you'd think he'd be a bit more careful about switching the odd letter for a cheap joke!
:lol: Yep!
 

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TurkTown for Gosport, so named because of tbhe Turkish Cemetary there.
Pompey for Portsmouth is well known, but the origin of the name has many differing claims, see here:
https://www.welcometoportsmouth.co.uk/pompey.html
Southampton has a rather less flattering nickname, often mentioned in connection with the football team there, (by arch rivals Portsmouth aka Pompey). The epithet is 'scummers', rumoured to have originated from a dockers' strike in the annals of history.
 

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St Albans often gets called 'snorbens
Borehamwood is Bore'm stiff
Buckhurst Hill was Buggers Hill
 

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The West is a hot bed

Stives for St Ives
Snozzell for St Austell
Brizzle for Bristol
Briz for Brislington
Ya-Tay for Yate
TrowVegas for Trowbridge
Chippers for Chippenham
El Dub for Lawrence Weston (in Bristol)

Some in the North

Wacopulco for Wakefield
Cleckhuddersfax for the collection of vague places that merge into one another
Bishop or Bish for Bishop Auckland
 

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I've never known an alternative to Wigan tbh, although we do describe it as various swearwords when we can.
Wiganers however have been called Pie Eaters.
Pie Town hasn't stuck with anyone up here.
 

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I’ve heard Newton Abbot called “Nabbot” and (my favourite), “Newton Armpit”.
 

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Glasgow - Dear Green Place
Aberdeen - The Granite City
Perth - The Fair City
Edinburgh - Auld Reekie
Musselburgh - The Honest Toun
Peterhead - The Blue Toun
Fraserburgh - The Broch

Also, I think Kirkcaldly is sometimes referred to as The Lang Toun.
As noted by a couple of other posters
Dundee - Scumdee (in my experience usually by fitba fans of nearby towns).
Inverness - Inversneckie
 

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The West is a hot bed

Stives for St Ives
Snozzell for St Austell
Brizzle for Bristol
Briz for Brislington
Ya-Tay for Yate
TrowVegas for Trowbridge
Chippers for Chippenham
El Dub for Lawrence Weston (in Bristol)

Some in the North

Wacopulco for Wakefield
Cleckhuddersfax for the collection of vague places that merge into one another
Bishop or Bish for Bishop Auckland
For avoidance of doubt, Cleckhuddersfax doesn't include Huddersfield or Halifax! Mainly just Cleckheaton, Heckmondwike and Liversedge.

Weston-super-Nightmare.

Also heard Bishop's Cleeve referred to as "Wizard's Sleeve", one for students of Roger Mellie there.
 

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As noted by a couple of other posters
Dundee - Scumdee (in my experience usually by fitba fans of nearby towns).
Inverness - Inversneckie

East Kilbride - Polo Mint City (due to the number of roundabouts located there.). As the band Texas sang "Isn't it pretty in Polo Mint City."
 

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I believe the town of Guildford should return to it's old spelling of Guildeforde - Just sounds a bit better, and more sophisticated, like a large chunk of the town itself. Gill-duh-ford-uh.
 

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Glasgow - Dear Green Place
Aberdeen - The Granite City
Perth - The Fair City
Edinburgh - Auld Reekie
Musselburgh - The Honest Toun
Peterhead - The Blue Toun
Fraserburgh - The Broch

Also, I think Kirkcaldly is sometimes referred to as The Lang Toun.

The gaelic name for Glasgow is Glaschu, which translates roughly as Green Place.
 
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TurkTown for Gosport, so named because of tbhe Turkish Cemetary there.

With this thread having been revived: my curiosity was piqued by this item -- wondered how come there is a Turkish cemetery at Gosport, of all places? Duly Googled -- it turns out that it results from a several months' courtesy visit by two Turkish warships, in 1850 / 51; in the course of which there was a bout of cholera, fatal for a number of crew members -- others also, victims of training accidents: a total of 26 died and were buried at Gosport, with appropriate ceremony. Not so strange after all, I suppose -- for the majority of the time overall, Britain and Turkey have been friends: World War I was an unfortunate aberration.

https://www.findagrave.com/cemetery/2415261/turkish-naval-cemetery
 

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Nottingham used to be called Snotengham but you don't hear any residents saying let's go to Snot!
Nottinghamshire is abbreviated to Notts quite often.
I would say Notts people dish out the nicknames, if I told you what the Forest fans call Derby fans, I'd get kicked off.
Also, Nottingham is a better city then Derby ;)
 
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