Bletchleyite
Veteran Member
The usual way of doing it is, I believe, 'Would you prefer a walk-up buffet or at-seat service', worded in a way that the user imagines at-seat service to be something akin to the First Class offering, but which the operator is free to interpret as a minimum-wage subcontract worker doling out coffee and beer at equal temperatures.
The thing is I'd be absolutely fine with a trolley service such as that provided on TPE or ScotRail's non-HST services - the trolley typically passes about once an hour which is about right to supply me with cups of tea and chocolate bars.
The thing is that the trolley service on GWR is inferior to even the most basic regional service that has one. Not being served even once (OK, I went and got a can of Coke once I worked out where he was holed up) on a lightly-loaded 5.5 hour journey is just unacceptable. Even the guard didn't seem particularly impressed that he hadn't been through, and people were quite vocally asking and complaining about it (in between mumbles about the new trains being rubbish and the seats being hard, of which there were many).