Bletchleyite
Veteran Member
Why do dog owners pick up dog muck and then hang the bags on tree branches? It's like they think we've put it in a bag, now the servant can come and collect the bags.
Goodness knows, but much as we don't want dog turds all over the floor it would genuinely be better there (and degrading/washing away) than hanging off a tree branch in a plastic bag that will remain intact for thousands of years unless someone removes it.