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I'm a dimwit about much of the modern railway scene -- have no idea what a category E or F station might be. (Obviously, explaining or not, is up to you -- if it would totally give the show away, you won't explain; fair enough !)
You're clearly not a 'station connection' game follower, Calthrop - the categories feature quite a bit there ( which is how I first heard of them about three weeks ago). I can't cut and paste links on my kindle, but googling United Kingdom railway station categories will show you a Wikipedia page explaining the whole shebang and enriching your life immeasurably. If, understandably, you can't be bothered, E and F are very small stations.
"Combining posting and drinking", which one understands can be regretted; but if we weren't limited to the UK, I'd suggest Weesp in the Netherlands -- near Amsterdam, has indeed a station bearing the community's name.