I spotted this in Yahoo Groups, couldn't stop laughing at the comment!
Ta Ian B for thisSubject: [UK-RAIL] Fwd: Gift idea at Xmas
> > NEW FROM FAIRFIX
> > The Complete 'ONE RAILWAY' train set !
> > Relive your childhood or give someone that perfect
> Christmas gift
> > with this totally realistic train set based on
> your favourite East
> > Anglian train operating company!
> > Set includes:
> > 1 x Electric locomotive and a disappointing number
> of second-hand
> > carriages
> > 1 x Diesel locomotive for pulling the above
> > 100 miles of 'easy-fix' overhead wires
> > Authentic Victorian signalling system
> > 2 x overcrowded platforms
> > 2 x electric multiple units, complete with
> realistic 'etched-
> > effect' windows and thugs in the first class
> > 150 miles of fairly straight track (available for
> lease only)
> > 1 x broken down freight train in the Stratford
> > 2 x replacement buses
> > 3 x ticket inspectors (choice of surly, arrogant
> or messiah complex)
> > 1 x battery operated public information system
> (batteries not
> > included)
> > 2 x passenger information boards (blank - so you
> can make up your
> > own excuses)
> > 5 x booking office windows
> > 1 x booking office clerk
> > Now you can play trains every day of the week
> (except Sundays, Bank
> > Holidays, some Saturdays and also weekday
> > Available from all good stockists, but hurry (i.e.
> drive there)
> > while stocks last!!!