I received a promotional email with the above title today from [email protected]. Some extracts (my bolding):
Weve opened a shiny new line thatll take you to wonderful Windermere
The description of a line that opened in 1845 as "shiny new" would seem to take PR-speak poetic licence to new heights of absurdity!The best way to see The Lakes is on foot, on a bike or on water, so leave the car at home and jump aboard our brand new service that'll take you to the very heart of the English Lake District. Windermere is one of the most charming, historic and scenic towns in Lakeland, and with our new line taking you straight there it's yours to explore. Book in advance and you could save up to 60% off the price - that's more for Cumbrian cake!