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8 Jun 2005
Sean Connery was interviewed by Michael Parkinson, and bragged that
despite being 72 years of age, he could still have sex 3 times a night.
Cilla Black, who was also a guest, looked intrigued. After the show,
Cilla said, "Sean, if I'm not bein too forward, I'd luv to 'ave sex
with yer. Lets go back to my ouse, we could 'ave a lorra fun.
So they went back to her place. After a couple of drinks they went off
to bed and had an hour of mad passionate sex together.
Afterwards, Sean says, "If you think that was good, let me shleep for
half an hour, and we can have better shex. But while I'm shleeping,
hold my balls in your left hand and ma willie in your right hand".
Cilla looks a bit perplexed,but says "Okay chuck".
He sleeps for half an hour, awakens, and they have even better sex
than before.
Then Sean says, "Cilla, that was wonderful. But if you let me shleep
for an hour, we can have the besht shex yet. You'll have to......." "I
know Sean. Yer want me to 'old onto yer bat 'n balls again. No problem
Cilla complies with the routine. The results this time are absolutely
mind blowing.
Once it's all over, they have a drink, Sean lights a cigarette and
Cilla asks "Sean, tell me, dis 'oldin yer balls in one hand and yer
willie in de other - does it really stimulate yer dat much?"
Sean replies, "No, not at all Cilla, but the last time I shlept with a
scouser, she stole ma wallet !".
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