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David

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No prizes, just come up with something witty....



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Guinness

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"Spotters increase Pendolino Rating from DREDFUL to HELLFIRE."

Weak I know but I'm ill today. :(
 

1D53

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"It was then that Virgin disovered the Pendolino's were actually Adelante's in pantomime costume."
 

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The streamling by Greasley on the A4 kettles was good, but THIS is the dog's bollox!
 

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Claims that electric trains are better for the environment have come under scrutiny after Virgin's attempt to woo the spotters with the Acme Smog Machine fitted to it's Pendolinos.
 

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Imagine hearing on BBC news...

"Richard Branson could not comment on the class 37 engine fitted to the elctric penolino trains. In a statement from Virgin they said: "At Virgin we like to keep all of out customers happy."

In other news temperatures have risen sharply as a result of pollution and climate change along the WCML"
 
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*hears stoat on platforms*

"It's a ****ing pendolino...."

*hears it crank up*

"oh my ...."

*sees the clag*

"MY LORDZ!!!!!!! HELLFIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
 

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As the hamsters had gone on strike demanding a more lucrative Christmas pay package, Virgin were forced to reveal their secret weapon.

(Tom, you need an apostrophe in don't.)
 

Galvanize

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I've fitted a calilitic converter...let's see if this has cleaned it's act up a bit! Bloody punters will think i've been burning pendos again...! oh **** the f**king fire brigade's waiting!
 

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:toothy10: The day before Virgin banned smoking on all of it's services! :toothy10:​

Incidentally, can anyone tell me what on Earth is actually going on in that picture? If it was an American train (As many of them run on petrol!) then I would understand...But an electric train going up like that? :shock:

Farewell... <D
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Here's another one... <D
Passengers seethe in anger after the 400th delay of the journey...
Picture: 13:30 service from London Euston approaching Watford - Four hours late.

Farewell... <D
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