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Coxster

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"Look! There's more First Group TOCs than wrinkles on the back of my hand!"
 
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......... *pause* BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, "err, what's that coming out of my hand? OH, a new TOC idea!!"
 

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"Well sir, I'm afraid that just that proves what someone said at the last union meeting. Management are so shortsighted they can't see their own hand in front of their face!"

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Dennis said:
says bloke to Alison "I'm so excited by this new paint job on the HST's I've worn all the hairs away from the palm of my hand - look. In fact I can hardly contain myself now".

Don't say that, certain people might not get the joke ;)
 

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"... and this bloke comes up to me from the Competition Commision on about our business practices, and then I remember those karate classes I took... "
 

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Cockfosters said:
Don't say that, certain people might not get the joke ;)

I had to read it twice to get it. Didn't see the picture first you see. Tis a good one Dennis, better than anything I could think of! Perhaps I'll try adding mine:

Alison (looks amazed): ' WOW! That hand is HUGE!'
Other chap (looks proud): 'Yes, it's with this hand we took Wessex Trains away, and it's with this hand we'll take more of the country!'

I can't find the words to type it out properly, it was an attempt to make use of the phrase 'Give with one hand, take with the other'.
 
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