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[Jordy]

 

[matt]

Network Rails new route surveying train

 

[Lewisham2221]

Network Rail in invisible bridge shocker!

 

[David]

Harry Potter's Hogwarts Express in Network Rail colours.....

 

[Dennis]

Network Rail launches it's new flying banana

 

[Max]

'Oh dear, the government's always on about cost cutting but this is ridiculous!'

 

[Coxster]

'Network Rail' decide 'Network Air' are taking the p_ss.

 

[Max]

'Network Rail' decide 'Network Air' are taking the p_ss.

 

[Techniquest]

ROFL! I'd have substituted that for a similar thing but saying instead 'Network Rail decide that Network Air have been putting wind up them for too long, so they retaliate'

Funnier in my eye because it makes use of an old-ish phrase, itself related to air itself.

I might have suggested this though:

'Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's the Flying Banana!'

or just as good, perhaps better whilst the song it parodies is still popular:

'What's that flying through the sky? It's the NMT, it's the NMT!'

My favourite one I've literally just thought of (about 10 seconds ago as I type this in the brackets):

'THIS is Sky. Bail here for Planet Earth. Please mind the VERY large gap between the train and the ground. This is a MY LORDZ! line train to Heaven via Stratosphere.'

Other options include parodying 'Shooting Star'.

 

[Coxster]

Network Rail's Meaurement Train fills in for GNER's 'Flying Scotsman' service

 

[Techniquest]

Rofl!

 

[Guinness]

Network Rail introduce new trees lineside - Bazare Effects

 

[16CSVT2700]

The effects of crack cocaine when used as fuel

 

[86242]

The return of the Flying Banana

 

[Daniel]

'Network Rail employ new aireal surveying techniques'

 

[Dave A]

Network Rail find a novel way off dumping rubbish

 

[TheSlash]

"Network Rail discover the best way to dispose of old crap is by blasting it into space"

 

[devon_metro]

Netwokr Rail test Red Bull to see if it gives their trains wings

 

[Nick W]

Measurements revealed that the new flyover was a little too high.

 

[Ben]

The NMT reveals the rails have shifted around 15 Metres!

 

[Class_31]

OMG someone is still using my powercar re-skins!

 

[HR2]

'ere mate? What's the in-flight movie?