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13 Nov 2005
Albrighton, Nr. Wolves, Shrops
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]1. What do you call a chav in a box?
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]2.What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet?

3.What do you call a chav in a box with a lock on it?

4. What do you call an eskimo chav?

5. Why are chavs like slinkies?
They have no real use but its great to watch them fall down a flight of stairs.

6. What do you call a chavette in a white tracksuit?
The bride.

7. You're in your car and you see a chav on a bike, why should you try NOT to hit him?
It might be your bike.

8. Whats the difference between a chav and a coconut?
Ones thick and hairy, the others a coconut.

9. Whats the first question at a chav quiz night?
"What you lookin' at..?"

10. How do you get 100 chavs in a phone box?
Paint three stripes on it.

11. Two chavs in a car, with out any music. Who's driving?
The police.

12. What do yopu call a chav with 9 GCSE's?
A lier.

13. What do you say to a chav with a job?
"Can i have fries with that please..?"

14. What do you say to a chav in a suit?
Will the defendant please stand.

15. Why is 3 chav going over a cliff in a Nova a shame?
A nova seats 4.

16. What do you call a 30 year old chavette?

17. What do you call 100 chavs at the bottom of a river?
A start.

18. Why did the chav cross the road?
To start a fight with a random stranger for no reason whatsoever.

19. What do you call a chav at college?
The cleaner

20. Two chavs jump of beachy head, who wins?
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