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[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]1. What do you call a chav in a box?
innit
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[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]2.What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet?
sorted

3.What do you call a chav in a box with a lock on it?
safe

4. What do you call an eskimo chav?
innuinnit

5. Why are chavs like slinkies?
They have no real use but its great to watch them fall down a flight of stairs.

6. What do you call a chavette in a white tracksuit?
The bride.

7. You're in your car and you see a chav on a bike, why should you try NOT to hit him?
It might be your bike.

8. Whats the difference between a chav and a coconut?
Ones thick and hairy, the others a coconut.

9. Whats the first question at a chav quiz night?
"What you lookin' at..?"

10. How do you get 100 chavs in a phone box?
Paint three stripes on it.

11. Two chavs in a car, with out any music. Who's driving?
The police.

12. What do yopu call a chav with 9 GCSE's?
A lier.

13. What do you say to a chav with a job?
"Can i have fries with that please..?"

14. What do you say to a chav in a suit?
Will the defendant please stand.

15. Why is 3 chav going over a cliff in a Nova a shame?
A nova seats 4.

16. What do you call a 30 year old chavette?
Granny.

17. What do you call 100 chavs at the bottom of a river?
A start.

18. Why did the chav cross the road?
To start a fight with a random stranger for no reason whatsoever.

19. What do you call a chav at college?
The cleaner

20. Two chavs jump of beachy head, who wins?
Society
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