Christmas is coming....

[Dennis]

Well, Christmas isn't far off now so I thought I better write to Santa with my requests. Popped the envelope in the post box at Asda addressed

Santa Claus
North Pole
Nr Greenland

Hope he gets it - he doesn't seem to have responded to my letters for the last twenty years.

Anyway, the list was quite short this year;

• A new camera that takes top quality pictures even when I'm shooting into the sun, it's half dark or the subject is two miles away.
• A new telly; one which has something to watch on it. Mine just seems to show a load of cr*p, must be out of date or something
• A bottomless barrel of beer. Not sure these have been invented yet but I bet the gadget shop has got some crap that pretends to give an endless supply of beer
• Socks. If blokes didn't get given socks for Christmas, they would never wear them.
• A new shed for the garden

Lets hope the man in red can deliver this year; I'm beginning to think he's just a myth.

 

[TheSlash]

Don't lose hope man, he's just real busy this time of year. One day he will write to you, backdated to your first letter

 

[devon_metro]

Well, Christmas isn't far off now so I thought I better write to Santa with my requests. Popped the envelope in the post box at Asda addressed

Santa Claus
North Pole
Nr Greenland

Hope he gets it - he doesn't seem to have responded to my letters for the last twenty years.

Anyway, the list was quite short this year;

• A new camera that takes top quality pictures even when I'm shooting into the sun, it's half dark or the subject is two miles away.
• A new telly; one which has something to watch on it. Mine just seems to show a load of cr*p, must be out of date or something
• A bottomless barrel of beer. Not sure these have been invented yet but I bet the gadget shop has got some crap that pretends to give an endless supply of beer
• Socks. If blokes didn't get given socks for Christmas, they would never wear them.
• A new shed for the garden

Lets hope the man in red can deliver this year; I'm beginning to think he's just a myth.

Surely you already have a posh camera

 

[Julian G]

:toothy10: Maybe Santa lives in North Pole Depot now anta:

 

[73109]

He is not allowed in our area thanks to Melvin and his gang of chimney builders.
They made the chimneys thinner

 

[Dennis]

I'm slightly surprised that Santa is still widely portrayed as a fat, old, white bloke. Surely the PC crew disapprove of this...

 

[Nick W]

I hope he pays the true carbon cost for flying at such high speeds.

 

[devon_metro]

I'm slightly surprised that Santa is still widely portrayed as a fat, old, white bloke. Surely the PC crew disapprove of this...

Surprised he is still known as 'Father'

Think of all the poor offended mums out there!

 

[Tom]

As I said elsewhere, the forum Christmas decorations will be appearing today or tomorrow - when I decide what to do! :mrgreen:

 

[47205]

You don't need the gadget shop to make it look like you have an endless upply of beer, just buy a couple of crates and wait!

 

[Dennis]

Couple of crates and wait? How does that work? I've got a couple of barrels but I do have to keep refilling them.

 

[Alekseys]

Well, Christmas isn't far off now so I thought I better write to Santa with my requests. Popped the envelope in the post box at Asda addressed

Santa Claus
North Pole
Nr Greenland

Hope he gets it - he doesn't seem to have responded to my letters for the last twenty years.

He's dead, mate. :evil4:

 

[Mushroom]

He's dead, mate. :evil4:

Well he seemed quite alive at the ELR Santa Specials.

 

[Dennis]

Well he seemed quite alive at the ELR Santa Specials.

That was an imposter - there are an awful lot of them around. You can normally spot a fake Father Christmas's a mile off; the real on stinks of reindeer dung.