I prefer the original classic, it's got a much better rhyming scheme
You really don't have a lot going for you at christmas, do you klambert?
If you look up the original lyrics they dont ryhme either.
The reason for my firm anti Christmas stance is thus, both my parents had opinions that drastically varied when it came to Christmas, My Mum absolutely loved it and went crazy every year, putting up truck loads of decoration and spoiling everyone with presents, meanwhile my Dad hated Christmas and used to spend it working.
My views of Christmas used to side with Mums until a couple of years ago I was in Matalan, it had all its Christmas tat up, you know crap music, tat hanging from the ceilings and I realised, what is the f***ing point and walked out, I bought no one anything that year.
Next year I'm going to celebrate Diwali round a friends house using all the excuses that all non religeous people use, it brightens up the autumn time, I get to eat lots of sweets and get presents, it brings the family together blah blah.
The small mindedness and the blatant submissiveness of the masses to capitalism during the 'Festive Season' is unbelievable.
Dont these thick people realise what they are doing is utterly pointless.