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Right Everyones had at least one Crap joke today heres mine

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?


So he can Ho-Ho-Ho

!!!
 
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Nathan

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Mine was - why can't ducks tell jokes while flying?

Because they'll quack up...
 

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What do you get if you cross a Stereo with a Fridge?

Cool Music.
 

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A few more on behalf of my dad

What one word has the most letters in it? Alphabet

What is a snakes favourite subject? Hiss-Tory

What does an elf do after School? Gnome Work

Why did the lady throw her clock out the window? she wanted to see time fly!
 

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mine was literally a joke.. got Woolworths crackers (guess why :roll:) and someone forgot to put the joke in :angry1:
 

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Right Everyones had at least one Crap joke today heres mine

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?


So he can Ho-Ho-Ho

!!!

I had that 1 as well, must be the same type of Cracker:!:
 

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What has a bed but doesn't sleep and a mouth but doesn't eat?

A river.
 

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This didn't come out of a cracker, (actually it came out of a book of Urban Ledgends) but it's still pretty bad..

A 28 year old man wants to commit suicide. So he stands on the edge of a cliff, ties a rope around his neck and attaches the other end to a rock 500m away.
He then drinks about 4 litres of poison, and points a rifle at his head..
He then jumps and tries to shoot himself im freefall.
Unfortunately, he misses and shoots through the rope.
As a result he falls into the sea and swallows sea water. This causes him to vomit up the poison.
He survives, and is picked up by a trawler crew, but dies of hypothermia on the way to hospital!
 

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When the Three Wise Men arrived at Jesus' stable in Bethlehem, one of them accidentally banged his head on the door and yelled out, "JESUS CHRIST!"

Joseph said, "Write that down, Mary. It's better than Derek."
 

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Looks better than my school, but mines full of chavs who want to beat the F*ck out of you lol
 
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