Realm of desperate thrashing-around: I've thought of several very far-fetched and highly-unlikely answers. Just to submit something -- here's the best (or worst) of these. I'll try Peartree. Before its 1968 closure (prior to its 1976 reopening) this station was called Peartree & Normanton. I see an allusion to that earlier name -- calling on "1066 and stuff". To achieve the Conquest, "a ton of Normans" had to be mobile = "have legs" ...
ThanksIt is Plumstead!
Stead - Stand - Legs
No, but I like the thinkingGreat Missenden?
It is Plumstead!
Stead - Stand - Legs
No, it's an action you might need to take.Carfin?
I like it, but no. Look to the South West...Walkden?
No.Carbis Bay?
Stansted Mountfitchet?