Take Voyager. Push over cliff. Go home.
Seriously - rip out the insides of the voyager, fit nicer seats, lighten the decor, remove at least 1 of the toilets, take out first class, fit free wifi and plugs at every seat, remove any catering provision and use every inch of space for seats.
My god I’m so bored of this guy’s terror of first class
I know you the idea of it scary but try it once perhaps and you might find it’s not as scary as you think
I choose the nine carriage Class 800/802.
Replace Standard class seats with Mallard seats.
Ditto for First and make seats leather.
Add one additional first class carriage.
Add one standard carriage with buffet to make eleven coaches.
Replace PIS system with TV style information board like Heathrow Express.
Introduce a voice over with a neutral RP accent, no Welsh lilts or Scottish brogues thanks.
Introduce a chime before announcements.
What with the addition of a buffet car in the additional carriage, remove refreshment trolley and replace with duty free like on a plane.
Train number eg (800304) displayed inside the train.
Removal of all those crappy adverts from inside the train. When I’m late for a connection or trying to get home I don’t want to stare at colourful displays telling me to “save these poor wretched Sri Lankan Turtles” or to make the most of QueasyJet’s half price offer on flights to some dodgy place in the middle of Poland. If we want to see a heart rendering appeal or an advert for Vodafone’s “excellent” new data package we can watch daytime TV...
Amend exterior information display because it’s just confusing, like “10:20 Swindon” when 1020 is the time it leaves Reading...
Designate a carriage for quiet zone and base the TM there to ensure kids do not laugh or play loudly, football fans do not chant Glory Glory Tottenham Hotspur like it’s going out of fashion and chavs do not yell “Hey babes im on da train innit” at the top of the voice into their phone in a fake Essex accent...
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