I have attempted to help him, for example, I suggested to use A mode on the camera. He then comes back saying he has used A, S, M and AUTO and has changed the White Balance 500 times! The well known method for trial and error is to only change one thing until you reach optimum performance, which Fred fails to follow.
With regards to White Balance, I actually fell foul of this Orange thing once, I took one photo - saw it was Orange and just went back to Normal - as I knew the only thing I had changed was the WB setting. However, if you change 90 things it would be hard, especially for the lesser brained, to work out what had gone wrong.
I've taken your advice on MSN though, and blocked him. If I feel like what has become to be known as a "Fred Bashing" session, I'll just get someone to invite him into a conversation. Suprisingly, he is only a year and a bit younger than me, yet when I was 13 I think my username was probably the same as it is now, just plain JDS. Certainly never "JAY DEE ESS - HELLFIRE I SAW A VOYAGER TODAY ON THE DOWN UP MAIN AT BRAISINGSTOKE" or the like.
I think we've strayed off topic here, but to be frank, it would be a dead topic without the baiting!
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I can like the pretty Bubble if I want, I find it quite Amusing. We Can't all be like you John, Going everywhere for a phot, some of use don't phot a lot of things. When there is a good thing to Phot, I may have screwed the picture up, but I did get a video which came out quite well with the pig scream.
I do not go "everywhere for a phot" as you seem to suggest. Take a look at my photo site and the locatons are mostly in my local area, with the odd expedition to Bristol (west), Didcot (north) or London (east). That is hardly Jamie Squibbs style magically being in Bescot one minute and Cockwood Harbour an hour later then polishing off with a few hours at Magor is it? I could just as easily - and do - say you never go anywhere beyond your front door step, predominantly because your Dad seems to block every single veg for an interesting working e.g. "Deltic on railtour on GWML" "Blah, I'll get Melon to see it"... "SERCO at Basingstoke" "Blah, I will see it on Thursday when I actually miss it".