The below is a copy and paste of something which was posted elsewhere in 2007 and refers to an incident which took place in 2005.
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Right - the one below - this has been circulated all over the internet ad nauseum* in the past few months since it was posted in June last year and those peasants on the e-Bay boards do their best to keep the thread in question current because of it; I can vouch for the authenticity of it so here it is.
Anyone who works out to whom the unfortunate event happened is politely requested to pretend they haven't got a clue...
*Yes, I know, the spelling is suspect...
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Copied and pasted from a thread on a discussion board on e-Bay in which members were discussing embarrasing moments...
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Anyone here who was in the toilet cubicles at Euston one Saturday evening
last year will remember this...!!
I had been out on the trains all day, meaning I had been eating mainly
crisps and chocolate plus a couple of burgers [ a bad enough combination ontheir own! ] all day. On this day, I had compunded the error by having a
packet of wine gums as well.......
Anyway, upon arrival back at Euston, an urgent and very uncomfortable
sensation gave me the idea that it might be prudent to dash to the toilets.
Moments later, in a cubicle in the middle of a row, I thought "good - got
here in time".
Then it happened....
A very, very long, loud fart which, believe it or not, took well over 40
seconds to finish. AND it chose to amplify itself by making a huge
reveberating echo from the toilet bowl as well...!!
By which time there was hysterical laughter coming from all the occupied
cubicles on either side, and then some.....