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Funny Quotations

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Sport Gaffes quotes

Pages: 1 Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the Cambridge president is kissing the cox of the Oxford crew.

-- Harry Carpenter
(BBC TV, University Boat Race 1977) The batsman's Holding, the bowler's Willey.
-- Brian Johnston (as Michael Holding faced Peter Willey) And there goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class.
-- David Coleman We estimate, and this isn't an estimation, that Greta Waitz is 80 seconds behind.
-- David Coleman He is accelerating all the time. That last lap was run in 64 seconds and the one before in 62.
-- David Coleman And the line up for the final of the Women's 400 metres hurdles includes three Russians, two East Germans, a Pole, a Swede and a Frenchman.
-- David Coleman The Republic-of-China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time.
-- David Coleman That's the fastest time ever run - but it's not as fast as the world record.
-- David Coleman And Britain defeats the rest of the world to pick up the bronze medal.
-- Unknown The Americans sowed the seed, and now they have reaped the whirlwind.
-- Sebastian Coe :sign3:
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