Here's some more, but rather than a dull list I've tried to make them interesting.
Disclaimer: this is light-hearted humour, NOT to be taken seriously.
If you want a job, what ticket do you get?
Doleham to Workington (single)
what sort of ticket do you buy if you have mumps?
Oldham Mumps to Christs Hospital
and the most risky ticket to ask for?
Penistone to Broadbottom !
And a ticket that looks like the itinerary of an EWS coal train?
Boldon Colliery to Minehead
What ticket would Alan Tichmarsh purchase?
Cherry tree to Peartree
Disclaimer: this is light-hearted humour, NOT to be taken seriously.
If you want a job, what ticket do you get?
Doleham to Workington (single)
what sort of ticket do you buy if you have mumps?
Oldham Mumps to Christs Hospital
and the most risky ticket to ask for?
Penistone to Broadbottom !
And a ticket that looks like the itinerary of an EWS coal train?
Boldon Colliery to Minehead
What ticket would Alan Tichmarsh purchase?
Cherry tree to Peartree
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