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Golf ball liberation army

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TheSlash

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I am here by bringing to light the brutality suffered by millions of golf balls every day
How in the 21st century, when animal and child cruelty has been cracked down on hard, can there be such worldwide acceptance of the scheduled abuse of innocent golf balls.
Forced into a golf ball washer, thrown into a dark bag, pulled out and place on a tee before being brutally beaten with a form of iron rod.
So who will join my golf ball liberation army :?: We can go around the world saving millions of innocent golf balls from their brutal masters
 
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TheSlash

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We could organise a live telefon to raise awareness of their plight. Magazine articles, feature articles in the broadsheets
 

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Slash, I don't know what you are suffering from :? , but you really need to keep taking the tablets ;) :lol:
 

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Or a concert in aid of the cause, bit like the Daleks did. It was called Extermin8 :lol: .
 

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Cockfosters said:
Or a concert in aid of the cause, bit like the Daleks did. It was called Extermin8 :lol: .
Exactly!! I will write to bob Geldolf myself to ask for his assistance and experience in organising such events. Imagine, golf balls around the world united by 1 event, it could be the turning point in our fight
 

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Steve - it's more than bloody tablets you need :lol: Where's your nearest vet?

Edit: I'll join, but only if we rename it 'Operation Golf Ball' :lol:
 
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