OMFG, and the Americans wonder why the rest of the world dont like them.... lol.
OMG, the following quote, is real, the American was sat in the next aisle from me on a 757 from LHR to MAN yesterday- I really cant believe the dumb **** said it, but he did:
Air Hostess: Would you like milk with your tea, sir?
Yank: Yeh
(hostess gives him the carton of UHT (Ultra High Temp sterilised)
Yank: S'cuse me, but what animals a UHT, I usually drink cows milk!
Air Hostess (who though he was joking): *laughed*
Yank: Whats so funny?
HE SERIOUSLY THOUGHT "UHT" WAS THE ANIMAL THE MILK HAD COME FROM : HOW THICK CAN ONE GET??????