Is a duck allowed in standard class?

[HarleyDavidson]

Is it only me who expected a fearful discussion between Annie and Clarabel around Duck's latest escapade?

Oi moosh, you're meant to be keep us rabble in order...

 

[SpacePhoenix]

Looks like we've roast ducked all the puns

 

[HH]

What about if the duck was stuffed?

 

[CaptainHaddock]

Looks like we've roast ducked all the puns

I canard-ly believe that!

 

[HarleyDavidson]

I think you'll have cooked your goose with that one.

 

[backontrack]

I canard-ly believe that!

*clap clap clap clap clap*

Of course, why travel by train when you can go on a scoter? Eider found that much quicker.

 

[HMS Ark Royal]

I wonder if the duck as ever thought of going to Peking...?

Is it only me who expected a fearful discussion between Annie and Clarabel around Duck's latest escapade?

Of course, every TTTE fan knows his real name is Montague - he likes Duck though and likes to be called that

 

[Chris M]

I wonder if the duck as ever thought of going to Peking...?

Starting on the 2H67 to Marylebone?

 

[HMS Ark Royal]

Indeed

 

[gimmea50anyday]

Do platypus count as as ducks?

http://youtu.be/4xxKB6p8RMs

 

[fairysdad]

Do platypus count as as ducks?

http://youtu.be/4xxKB6p8RMs

Well being duck-billed I suppose they pay the same fare.

 

[HMS Ark Royal]

If the duck is done for fare evading, will he consult the Beak?

 

[Statto]

Looks like we've roast ducked all the puns

Poultry in motion.

 

[6Gman]

If the duck is done for fare evading, will he consult the Beak?

Anser the question!

 

[HarleyDavidson]

I'm quacking up waiting for the answer.

 

[gimmea50anyday]

We need to stop egging each other on like this......

 

[Clip]

I was just peking at the start of the thread and wondered when the puns would start i was feeling a bit down when it took so long for the first one at the end of the first page

 

[61653 HTAFC]

We need to stop egging each other on like this......

Absolutely. That's quite enough hoi-sin around I feel...

 

[edwin_m]

Was the duck travelling in one of the ECML Mallard sets?

If it made a mess I'm sure VTEC would send the owner the bill.

 

[infobleep]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ony-train-revealed-traveller-Joe-Pannell.html

Surprised the Daily Mail didn't complain about the TOC not providing facilities for carrying horses.

Facilities certainly existed back in the 1880s on the Great Western Railway so why not now!

 

[gimmea50anyday]

Nah, these days we cart their readership around in cattle class...

 

[onlinespotting]

So yes, he would have been allowed to take a duck in a carry case. Thank you

 

[backontrack]

I've heard of trains being called 'cattle trucks', but this is ridiculous. Hopefully, the north will soon get units in finer feather.