No one has mentioned it, but aside from the already mentioned valid reasons why this won’t happen, gauge would surely be another nail in the coffin given that the railways on the island of Ireland are a completely different gauge to that of Great Britain.
I have a way to solve the gauge issue. I can't reveal everything here, because I have to refine my idea of the century and patent it, but I can give a clue.
First, apologies BerneyArms, but you sir, are not truly correct.
The gauges are not “completely” different. They are only a 'bit' different. It's only 6.5 inches difference we have to deal with.
And here is the ingenious, scientific-based solution I have for this seemingly INTRACTABLE problem.
I'm calling it The IronDuke ThermoElastic Dynamic Regauging System – patent applied for.
What you do is, you build special new bogies for the stock designed to run between Scotland/England and Ireland.
These bogies are designed with wheelsets having a gauge of 4'-11 1/4”.
Yes. It sounds crazy – but wait! Now for the real genius to emerge!!
Let's say these units are built at on the UK mainland. Obviously, they will need to run on 4'-81/2'' track out of the works.
The secret is - I shouldn't tell, but shhh - just don't tell the Chinese - these wheelsets will have a special hyper-cooling system designed to REDUCE the gauge through thermal contraction of the axle to – you've guessed it! Yes, 4'-81/2'' !!
What's more, the wheelsets will also have – yes, you might have already seen the light at the end of the tunnel (as it were) – HEATERS, so that, when they run on the Irish gauge, the axle expands, and the wheels are 5'-3'' apart.
See! It's so simple, but you need to be an off-the-wall, innovative boffin to come to this.
But wait! I hear you say. Surely there is still a difficulty I have not thought about with all this? After all, you will still have to change gauges at some point! And even if you have some snazzy dual-gauge track system in Ireland, that will take time and infrastructure investment which will render all this innovative genius to naught.
WELL... I shouldn't tell, but, ok, I will – because my designs are so far ahead of the pack that nobody will be able to catch up. Not even the wily Chinese, even if they do monitor this forum for its ideas.
The secret is that the Anglo-Irish Tunnel will have a continuously expanding gauge! Yes, unbelievable as it sounds! But wait! It will be designed that so that the gauge expands at a tiny, tiny rate, ie on the UK side the gauge starts at 4-81/2'' and ever so slowly you reduce the hyper-cooling off the axels so that mid-way under the Irish Sea the gauge is 4'-11 ¼, then you ever so slowly apply the heaters so the gauge creeps up so that, upon entry to Ireland, it's Irish standard 5'-3'' !
There – you have it! No need to stop and change wheelsets or any of that nonsense – it's all totally dynamic and continuous!
Obviously, this would all be computer controlled, so if the train is slowed, or held by signals in the tunnel, the dynamic thermal system responds accordingly, and keeps the wheelset gauges appropriate to the track gauge at that point. Yes, I'd thought of that - I'm not stupid, you know!