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Complete script of a conversation heard today on the little 'ice cream van' type bus coming home. [remember these are Geordies]
Old woman on getting a seat : " Hallo Jack man, long time no see, how's Irma"?
Jack: Irma?...... Irma's been dead these 8 month.
OW: "Eeeh I'm sorry Jack I didn't knaa hinny" "What happened"?
Jack: "That's OK. She dropped dead of a heart attack in the netty" " Dead before she hit the floor"
OW: "Well she didn't suffer. Worra ye been doing today then"
Jack : "Just bit shopping and gettin' some feed for me bords"
OW: "Bords? Have ye got some bords then"?
Jack : "Aye. Chickens"
OW: " Chickens? how many hev ye"?
Jack : "Just a dozen little white hens lass"
OW: "Eee That's nice"
Jack: "and a big red c*ck too"
At which point the bus collapsed into hysterics.
Old woman on getting a seat : " Hallo Jack man, long time no see, how's Irma"?
Jack: Irma?...... Irma's been dead these 8 month.
OW: "Eeeh I'm sorry Jack I didn't knaa hinny" "What happened"?
Jack: "That's OK. She dropped dead of a heart attack in the netty" " Dead before she hit the floor"
OW: "Well she didn't suffer. Worra ye been doing today then"
Jack : "Just bit shopping and gettin' some feed for me bords"
OW: "Bords? Have ye got some bords then"?
Jack : "Aye. Chickens"
OW: " Chickens? how many hev ye"?
Jack : "Just a dozen little white hens lass"
OW: "Eee That's nice"
Jack: "and a big red c*ck too"
At which point the bus collapsed into hysterics.