'one' launches new Customer Services Centre

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As part of our commitment; "Taking people for a ride," we at 'one' are proud to launch our new multimillion customer services centre.

Our new centre features:
  • No toilets
    No running water
    No chairs
    No heating
    In fact, we nicked it from Sky (high-prices (like our fares will be soon if we don't get any more ££)), who used to use it in Ipswich Town Centre

And, even better, it's mobile, so whenever there are any problems with the service (like every day), we can go...





...in the opposite direction.

You're probably wondering what this new centre looks like?


As well as this, we also have a new customer call line:
0908 1 N33D C45H (£5/min)
 
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joeholmes said:
ROFL I think Joe has a serious "thing" for one railways

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Because they're complete crap*

Performance wise funny enough they're better than GNER and FGW at the moment. See Network Rail Website.
 

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I bet those figures are twisted, as day-to-day journeys are a lot worse.
 

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Looks great :roll: So i suppose this will be open in high winds then? :lol:
What next... Mobile toilets in stations! or even none :?
 

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In winds, it might fly away, and provide a viable alternative to the train.
 

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Lets hope it takes away some of these pointless and duplicate managers that One have. Some of them arent very nice either
 
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