Passengers are currently unable to alight from trains at Shepley...

[district]

I was on the Marshlink that hit a cow!

 

[4SRKT]

That is udderly bad news.

 

[Welshman]

... due to reports by police of a LION in the area.

I heard he was heading for Leon Motors of Doncaster.

 

[HYPODERMIC]

Clawm De-lion Repay for this roaringly good time. I hope the lion moved pawpusely.

(Now you know how it feels! )

 

[pemma]

The Guardian quoted that the Police asked around and no-one said they've lost a Lion.

 

[londonbridge]

Police were called to reports of a man-eating lion in the park.........it turned out to be a man eating sandwiches.

 

[ainsworth74]

Police were called to reports of a man-eating lion in the park.........it turned out to be a man eating sandwiches.

Surely it would have been a man eating a lion bar?

 

[4SRKT]

Can you still get Lion bars?

 

[Eagle]

Can you still get Lion bars?

I had one for lunch today.

 

[4SRKT]

I haven't had one for years. Will have to look out for them.

 

[Eagle]

I have to admit, I am unnaturally drawn to food products with pictures of cartoon animals on them (I wish I was making an amusing joke here but it's genuine )—hence my taste in children's breakfast cereals.

 

[4SRKT]

I have to admit, I am unnaturally drawn to food products with pictures of cartoon animals on them (I wish I was making an amusing joke here but it's genuine )—hence my taste in children's breakfast cereals.

Have you tried to eat your avatar?

 

[185]

I hear Northern hired Mary Bale and a huge bin....

 

[table38]

Turms out it was actually only a bloke with a dead cat.

The confusion arose when the BTP told the bloke "you can't leave that lyin' there"

 

[4SRKT]

This is all very Last of the Summer Wine IYAM, appropriate enough in HD8.

 

[EM2]

hence my taste in children's breakfast cereals.

Have you tried the Lion bar cereal?