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devon_metro
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And who might that be? :?
devon_metro
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Jim said:
LOL I wandered what the heck that was!
devon_metro
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I'm sure i have seen that photo a few times on this forum, seems to keep dissapearing! Dreadful choice of clothes, do you know this guy? 
Now make a seating moquette out of it and put it in a 1973TSCoxster said:He wasn't there. The Horney thing wasted most of that day rather pointlessly, as 'Dennis' agreed with me1288gaje said:Yeah, Jim..
Where was Seth at that time, when we had a "little" incident in Hornsey?
BTW: I made Seth a signature:
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jonb said:
It can't be - you are nowhere to be seen in that pic...
You see you get to kinds of chav. theres ones like seth how are cool then theres those liek the idiots at my school that think there well hard but they still haev to haev about 20 of them to bet me up yes thats correct they bet me s*hit less
RJ
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I hate idiots like that. There's some ****s in yr9 of my school who act big when they're in big group, and wind up older ones like me. One day, after school, I was on my way home with three of them and when I got off at the same stop as them and began chasing them (I was gonna beat the crap out of them), one of them was shouting at the other to call the police.
Get them on their own and you'll see how pathetic they are.
Get them on their own and you'll see how pathetic they are.
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jonb said:
A typical Romford street scene...
i would agree their
Jim said:
i Foudn out jim the 30 people walking thourgh poole went to the local skate park and got in fight the police were hiden behing some bushes appernetly then we the chavs kicked off the police arrested the main culpirts
Innit
A is for
Adidas: German sportswear manufacturer whose tracksuits, trainers, etc are much prized items for the well-dressed Chav.
A-level: Something no Chav has ever possessed.
Ard: Something every little Chav toe-rag mistakenly thinks he is.
B is for
Baseball cap: Headwear worn by Chav males from infancy often worn sideways in imitation of U.S rappers or like a radar beacon to attract other Chavs.
Blazin: Chav term of approbation, meaning really good.
Bling: The tatty gold chains, rings and pendants sported by all Chavs.
Burberry: British fashion motif whose checked pattern is the Chavs favourite.
C is for
Clown pendant: A Chavette thinks one of these is stylish.
Croydon Facelift: The topknot hairstyle first developed in the Chav-ridden south London suburb from which it takes its name. The hair is pulled so tightly that all facial skin is lifted by at least three inches.
D is for
Diss: Short for disrespect. Chavs are sensitive to anybody who disses them and may feel obliged to respond with physical violence.
E is for
ENGERRLANND!!!: The country whose flag flutters proudly from the aerial of every Chav vehicle whenever the England football team plays and loses in a major tournament.
F is for
The word which is used as both a verb and an adjective, punctuating all Chav conversation, often followed by off or it.
G is for
Green: The colour all cheap, gold, Chav jewellery turns when exposed to rainwater.
H is for
Hoodie: Hooded tracksuit top worn by Chav muggers.
Hoop earrings: What every Chavette wears, clearly visible beneath her Croydon Facelift.
I is for
Innit? Meaningless verbal tick, abbreviated from isnt it? Originally used by south London youth of West Indian origin.
It: Chav language for she or her as in: I wouldnt mind givin it one!
J is for
Jim Davidson: All Chavs favourite comedian.
JJB Sports: A sportswear emporium much favoured by Chavs.
Joy riding: What Chavs have instead of driving lessons.
K is for
Kappa-slappers: Young Chavettes so called because of their fondness for Kappa sportswear and their lack of discretion when choosing sexual partners.
Katie Price: Alias: Jordan, alias: Chav goddess
L is for
Large: A term suggesting intense activity as in livin it large or givin it large
Louis Vuitton: The handbag of choice favoured by Chavettes. Always bought fake from a market stall.
M is for
Minger: A Chavette (or any other girl) of unattractive appearance. Also used as an adjective, as in: Shes minging! Correct pronunciation = hard g in the middle and silent g at the end.
MOT: Something no Chav car would ever possess.
N is for
Ned: Another name for a Chav.
Nokia: The top Chav mobile phone, innit?
O is for
Off my face: What every Chavette aims to be after a bottle of vodka and a dozen creamy fruit-based cocktails and/or the essential prelude to a night of Chav romance.
Orlando: American holiday destination much favoured by adventurous Chavs for its theme parks and cut-price flights.
P is for
Parka: Hooded winter garment (usually with fur-trimmed hood), worn by northern Chavs.
Pram: Any Chavette who isnt pushing one of these by the age of 15 is obviously frigid, infertile or a lezza.
Pod: Another embarrassing brand of Chav clothing.
Q is for
Quality: Term of approbation for London-based Chav, for whom the t is silent as in thats qualiy, innit?
R is for
Rap / RnB: The only two genres of music acceptable for Chav ears.
Respect: Something Chavs demand is shown to them, but they never bestow it on anyone else.
Rooney: As in Wayne, as in God of all Chavs and fiancé to ultimate Chavette, newly Chav-goddess Colleen McLoughlin.
S is for
Sovereign ring: Gold ring once favoured by East-End gangsters as an impromptu knuckle-duster, and now sported by all Chavs.
Spoiler: What every Chav has to fit to the back of their L-Reg. Nova or Fiesta, along with bulging wheel arches and a cheap, but offensively loud stereo.
T is for
Townie: Yet another name for a Chav.
Twockin: As in taking without legal consent(the legal term for theft) or the Chav version of shopping.
Tyson: As in Mike, boxer, rapist and Chav hero whose name has been given to their rottweilers and now their baby sons.
U is for
Underage: What every Chavette is at the time of their first sexual experience
V is for
Vehicle Registration Documents: Unknown in Chav society
W is for
White Lightning: A cheap brand of cider, sold in three-litre plastic containers each containing some 25.5 litres of alcohol. Chavs mix it with blackcurrant squash to form an impromptu alcopop (also called tramp juice)
Wotcha lookin at?: The Chav version of Hi. How are you?
X is for
Ex-wife: The woman most Chavs marry in their teens. Then, having divorced her after cheating on her with an old-school Chavette, Chavs spend the rest of their life avoiding paying maintenance.
Y is for
Yer wot?: A question asking clarification of an earlier remark.
Yob: A prehistoric version of a Chav.
Z is for
Zoo: A weekly magazine for Chavs who can read (or look at semi-naked Chavette celebrities without moving their lips!)
A is for
Adidas: German sportswear manufacturer whose tracksuits, trainers, etc are much prized items for the well-dressed Chav.
A-level: Something no Chav has ever possessed.
Ard: Something every little Chav toe-rag mistakenly thinks he is.
B is for
Baseball cap: Headwear worn by Chav males from infancy often worn sideways in imitation of U.S rappers or like a radar beacon to attract other Chavs.
Blazin: Chav term of approbation, meaning really good.
Bling: The tatty gold chains, rings and pendants sported by all Chavs.
Burberry: British fashion motif whose checked pattern is the Chavs favourite.
C is for
Clown pendant: A Chavette thinks one of these is stylish.
Croydon Facelift: The topknot hairstyle first developed in the Chav-ridden south London suburb from which it takes its name. The hair is pulled so tightly that all facial skin is lifted by at least three inches.
D is for
Diss: Short for disrespect. Chavs are sensitive to anybody who disses them and may feel obliged to respond with physical violence.
E is for
ENGERRLANND!!!: The country whose flag flutters proudly from the aerial of every Chav vehicle whenever the England football team plays and loses in a major tournament.
F is for
The word which is used as both a verb and an adjective, punctuating all Chav conversation, often followed by off or it.
G is for
Green: The colour all cheap, gold, Chav jewellery turns when exposed to rainwater.
H is for
Hoodie: Hooded tracksuit top worn by Chav muggers.
Hoop earrings: What every Chavette wears, clearly visible beneath her Croydon Facelift.
I is for
Innit? Meaningless verbal tick, abbreviated from isnt it? Originally used by south London youth of West Indian origin.
It: Chav language for she or her as in: I wouldnt mind givin it one!
J is for
Jim Davidson: All Chavs favourite comedian.
JJB Sports: A sportswear emporium much favoured by Chavs.
Joy riding: What Chavs have instead of driving lessons.
K is for
Kappa-slappers: Young Chavettes so called because of their fondness for Kappa sportswear and their lack of discretion when choosing sexual partners.
Katie Price: Alias: Jordan, alias: Chav goddess
L is for
Large: A term suggesting intense activity as in livin it large or givin it large
Louis Vuitton: The handbag of choice favoured by Chavettes. Always bought fake from a market stall.
M is for
Minger: A Chavette (or any other girl) of unattractive appearance. Also used as an adjective, as in: Shes minging! Correct pronunciation = hard g in the middle and silent g at the end.
MOT: Something no Chav car would ever possess.
N is for
Ned: Another name for a Chav.
Nokia: The top Chav mobile phone, innit?
O is for
Off my face: What every Chavette aims to be after a bottle of vodka and a dozen creamy fruit-based cocktails and/or the essential prelude to a night of Chav romance.
Orlando: American holiday destination much favoured by adventurous Chavs for its theme parks and cut-price flights.
P is for
Parka: Hooded winter garment (usually with fur-trimmed hood), worn by northern Chavs.
Pram: Any Chavette who isnt pushing one of these by the age of 15 is obviously frigid, infertile or a lezza.
Pod: Another embarrassing brand of Chav clothing.
Q is for
Quality: Term of approbation for London-based Chav, for whom the t is silent as in thats qualiy, innit?
R is for
Rap / RnB: The only two genres of music acceptable for Chav ears.
Respect: Something Chavs demand is shown to them, but they never bestow it on anyone else.
Rooney: As in Wayne, as in God of all Chavs and fiancé to ultimate Chavette, newly Chav-goddess Colleen McLoughlin.
S is for
Sovereign ring: Gold ring once favoured by East-End gangsters as an impromptu knuckle-duster, and now sported by all Chavs.
Spoiler: What every Chav has to fit to the back of their L-Reg. Nova or Fiesta, along with bulging wheel arches and a cheap, but offensively loud stereo.
T is for
Townie: Yet another name for a Chav.
Twockin: As in taking without legal consent(the legal term for theft) or the Chav version of shopping.
Tyson: As in Mike, boxer, rapist and Chav hero whose name has been given to their rottweilers and now their baby sons.
U is for
Underage: What every Chavette is at the time of their first sexual experience
V is for
Vehicle Registration Documents: Unknown in Chav society
W is for
White Lightning: A cheap brand of cider, sold in three-litre plastic containers each containing some 25.5 litres of alcohol. Chavs mix it with blackcurrant squash to form an impromptu alcopop (also called tramp juice)
Wotcha lookin at?: The Chav version of Hi. How are you?
X is for
Ex-wife: The woman most Chavs marry in their teens. Then, having divorced her after cheating on her with an old-school Chavette, Chavs spend the rest of their life avoiding paying maintenance.
Y is for
Yer wot?: A question asking clarification of an earlier remark.
Yob: A prehistoric version of a Chav.
Z is for
Zoo: A weekly magazine for Chavs who can read (or look at semi-naked Chavette celebrities without moving their lips!)
Jordy
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Simming said:
Lol
Jordy
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