Just as well it wasn't a 170!What's wrong with you, it doesn't look like anything might fall out of a door at the next station? [emoji38]
The most recent bizarre experience I had (granted on a 170) was to open the doors from the outside to find a full size golf bag supported by its metal stand across the full width of the entrance. No problem, I picked it up, turned it round, stepped round it, and then returned it to its original position. I could of course have made a point of deliberately falling over it, suffering all sorts of sprains and bruising, and attempted a claim against Scotrail.
Had many a similar experience.
Once had a pile of cases and rucksacks fall on my head. As typical on a 170 on the Highland Mainline, at least one pair of seats per coach is always used as a make shift luggage rack. Was sat right behind it after not spying any other seats, and was forced to endure the consequences of my decision when we were around Drumochter way, and got a kick of ge-force at ones of the tight curves - as well as a tsunami of what seemed like brick padded leather