Spoof RSSB Rule Book modules

[142094]

There were some spoof/funny versions going around a while back (along the lines of "Ignoring defects on your going home train module xx") but for the life of me I can't find them again. Anyone got links to them?

 

[GW43125]

An extract here from module ARSE:

(Picture depicts a spoof module arse, entitled "What to do when an arsehole approaches you" and details steps to make said passenger come into contact with the overhead or third rail supply)

On a side note-would this be better in "General Discussion"?

 

[tsr]

"Failing a train for personal gain"...

https://www.facebook.com/notworkfai...4679842884979/387700548249573/?type=3&theater

 

[Mojo]

http://www.deathbyhealthandsafety.co.uk/treaclefactory/rulesmanuals.html

Two on this page

“Boiling the kettle”

And

“Securing your bootlaces.”

 

[johnkingeu]

Can this thread be made sticky please

 

[TheEdge]

https://www.facebook.com/notworkfai...4679842884979/467685076917786/?type=3&theater

Module HOME - Ignoring serious defects on your "going home train"

 

[TheEdge]

https://www.facebook.com/notworkfai...4679842884979/272562519763377/?type=3&theater
https://www.facebook.com/notworkfai...4679842884979/272562776430018/?type=3&theater

Module GTR - Govia Thameslink Railway Management

 

[wiffle]

An extract here from module ARSE:

(Picture depicts a spoof module arse, entitled "What to do when an arsehole approaches you" and details steps to make said passenger come into contact with the overhead or third rail supply)

On a side note-would this be better in "General Discussion"?

Hi there, you don't have the pdf of this at all? Regards

 

[Crossover]

An extract here from module ARSE:

(Picture depicts a spoof module arse, entitled "What to do when an arsehole approaches you" and details steps to make said passenger come into contact with the overhead or third rail supply)

On a side note-would this be better in "General Discussion"?

Hi there, you don't have the pdf of this at all? Regards

Moreover, I am just seeing a cross - it looks like the image is linked from Facebook and the link may have changed

 

[Bletchleyite]

It's on here somewhere:

https://www.facebook.com/Confessions-of-a-Railway-Worker-1755016791445733/

 

[GW43125]

It's here, saved on my laptop so it should stay this time
Please note I DO NOT own it nor take any credit for it.