Count Binface, Count Binface for Mayor of London
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Like many Londoners, I looked at the list of candidates in 2021 and I thought "this is looking like a rubbish election".
And you know, rubbish is kind of my thing. So I thought, 'why not throw my bin into the ring?'.
My plan is to put London on the map.
London's pigeons also need sorting out. They've been getting away with too much for too long.
But I suppose my biggest platform is about improving London's transport, improving London's cleanliness and making sure once this whole Covid nastiness is out of the way we can "build back better". That slogan is mine!
One of my key platforms is to finish Crossrail. People are saying I'm mad to even attempt it but that railway needs to be built, no matter what.
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Max Fosh, Independent
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I am running to beat Laurence Fox.
I don't think I would be a good mayor at all. I don't think I have the expertise or the political knowledge to become London mayor.
But I am running nonetheless, to beat the aforementioned Laurence Fox.
I also want to increase the voter turnout from the younger demographic between 18-25. In the UK, we are lagging behind in terms of young people voting in comparison to our neighbours on the continent.
If I was elected London mayor, which I know I'm not going to, I would listen to all of the scientists and people from industry to try and get us the best solution to get us out of Covid-19.
I understand that I have absolutely no chance of winning.
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Niko Omilana, Independent
Should I be London mayor? What a stupid question - of course, I should.
The system is broken for young people and I am the only man who can fix it.
We are not taken seriously and it makes me sick.
I have more knowledge, strength and integrity than any other candidate.
The people who run this country are unserious, and that comes from someone wearing children's glasses.
But I am taking action now. I have a message to our prime minister on behalf of every young person in our nation: "Boris Johnson, shush."
The biggest threat to our country is our prime minister.
If a man who cannot even comb his hair properly is running our nation, then we truly have no hope.
London under me will have equal opportunity.