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Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by najaB, 28 May 2017.
I don't know where she was from but it would help if she had better than pigeon English in court.
She might have been afraid of looking like a tit.
As long as she can tell her story parrot fashion she will be OK.
Yes, I think her main objective will be to deny any fowl play.
Birds eh. Blimey.
She won't do it again - once bittern, twice shy.
Who knows. She could be outside court Puffin on a ciggy wondering what to do next.
...or a pipeful of rough shag.
When asked why she took the bird to the railway station she said "I thought it was an emu".
Maybe in court she'll say "Sorry mallard, I'd seen someone do something similar in a tweet once and thought it would be funny".
I'm sure shes a very pheasant lady really.
Always raven on about something or other though.
She claimed she was helping it cross the road at a pelican crossing.
She was tweeting about that earlier
I guess the legal eagles had their day in court.
We'll have to stop this now as the last two posts have been repeats of earlier puns, which is a bit hawkward. It's been emusing while it's lasted, some of the jokes were the best I'feather seen.
Before we move on to a new subject I'd just like to point out that she couldn't be charged with jaywalking.
And in other news, we learn in the context of a more controversial topic, that:
I suggest a "monument saturation zone" is well on the way to the "shoe event horizon".
Man trapped in Texas cash machine sends 'help me' notes
I always suspected there was a little man inside them.
Must be related to the man that got trapped in the fortune cookie factory.
I got stuck in the toilet of a hotel I was painting once. There was no door handle and I somehow kicked the door stop away when I was painting the ceiling. There was nobody around and I had to phone another customer of mine who had a number for the guy that owned the hotel who then got hold of the builder who let me out.
I was in there for half an hour, quite relaxing really.
Couple knock themselves out attempting "that" dance from Dirty Dancing
That reminds me of when I was locked in the bathroom of the house I was about to move into, having closed the door without realising the decorator had removed the outside handle including the spindle that would allow the inside handle to operate the latch. Fortunately the spindle was in the room so I was able to pull the inside handle off, insert the spindle and use the remains of the handle to open the door.
Southern using a 15 year old work experience lad to man their Twitter account.
"Oh dear, what can the matter be....?"
And that is the hend of these bird puns
No they've just moved to the "Random thoughts..." thread.
Those puns do seem to get around.
Talking of other news though. What do people think about the top earners of the BBC having their salaries published?
Chris Evans is reportedly earning 2.2 million a year. I'd get up early for that.
Jeremy Vine £750k a year etc.
I love the BBC personally and I think the world would be a poorer place without it, although it does have its faults.
Not only does Chris Evans get £2.2M from the BBC he also makes a fortune as Captain America.
Currently on the main page of the BBC website, a major story is breaking.
Canad governor general lightly touches Queen's elbow. Off with his head!