CheesyChips
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I couldn't help but post this article from the Daily Mash about railway ticketing!
The full article is here:http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/business/mafia-in-awe-of-uk-train-companies-2014082789914
The full article is here:http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/business/mafia-in-awe-of-uk-train-companies-2014082789914
A GROUP of New York mobsters has visited Britain to get tips on exploitation from train companies.
The gangsters expressed their admiration for the way trains operate in the UK, which they consider to be the most beautiful racket ever devised.
Wise guy Tommy Logan said: One day its £75 for an off-peak return. The next day boom its double the price. Nobody asks any questions.
They got this other **** like super off-peak just to make it real confusing.
Poor schmucks dont know what ticket to buy so they just get the most expensive one, its nice. Real nice.
Season commuter tickets are the sweetest part of the operation because theres no other way for people to get to work. Plus they got this family saver grift thats more expensive than the regular fare.
All this and they dont even bother to fix the toilets.
You know the best thing? If they want more money, they just ask the government. Cook up some bull**** about vital track maintenance then blow the loot on women and horses.