16CSVT2700
Established Member
Once upon a time there was a lonely coke bottle.
Sitting atop one HD's trailer hook.
There it sat, and sat and sat.
Because no-one would drink it's fluidy fat
Until..
Along came some neds, all merry and drunk.
Their eyes upon it they did spy.
A scheme they did plot amongst themselves,
And the pavement they did find
"Hark," called one 50149, "Let us throw this bottle high!"
"Make it land and shatter from the sky!"
"Hail!" bellowed mr TicketMan sir, "let us make this bottle go boom"
"But alas I have forgotten my camera with zoom!"
Pleased with this new idea,
The neds they did walk out into the street
The dead of night, it was right here
First began the shaking of shakes
From one known only as Donny
Though all 4 found it quite funny
Second hereafter they tried one by one
To lob the poor bottle as far as they could
Time after time each one of them failed
To make that bottle a splatter on the field
Thirdly however, with the mightiest of feats
One Donnyplatform4
with the strength of a horse
Pounded the poor bottle into the concrete..
Thus the bottle did not now exist
For across the street its insides lay
Just because the Neds came out to play..
The End..
(hope that was alright.. took me 2 hours to think up )
Sitting atop one HD's trailer hook.
There it sat, and sat and sat.
Because no-one would drink it's fluidy fat
Until..
Along came some neds, all merry and drunk.
Their eyes upon it they did spy.
A scheme they did plot amongst themselves,
And the pavement they did find
"Hark," called one 50149, "Let us throw this bottle high!"
"Make it land and shatter from the sky!"
"Hail!" bellowed mr TicketMan sir, "let us make this bottle go boom"
"But alas I have forgotten my camera with zoom!"
Pleased with this new idea,
The neds they did walk out into the street
The dead of night, it was right here
First began the shaking of shakes
From one known only as Donny
Though all 4 found it quite funny
Second hereafter they tried one by one
To lob the poor bottle as far as they could
Time after time each one of them failed
To make that bottle a splatter on the field
Thirdly however, with the mightiest of feats
One Donnyplatform4
with the strength of a horse
Pounded the poor bottle into the concrete..
Thus the bottle did not now exist
For across the street its insides lay
Just because the Neds came out to play..
The End..
(hope that was alright.. took me 2 hours to think up )