The Tale of the Exploding Coke Bottle

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16CSVT2700

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Once upon a time there was a lonely coke bottle.
Sitting atop one HD's trailer hook.
There it sat, and sat and sat.
Because no-one would drink it's fluidy fat

Until..

Along came some neds, all merry and drunk.
Their eyes upon it they did spy.
A scheme they did plot amongst themselves,
And the pavement they did find

"Hark," called one 50149, "Let us throw this bottle high!"
"Make it land and shatter from the sky!"

"Hail!" bellowed mr TicketMan sir, "let us make this bottle go boom"
"But alas I have forgotten my camera with zoom!"

Pleased with this new idea,
The neds they did walk out into the street
The dead of night, it was right here

First began the shaking of shakes
From one known only as Donny
Though all 4 found it quite funny

Second hereafter they tried one by one
To lob the poor bottle as far as they could
Time after time each one of them failed
To make that bottle a splatter on the field

Thirdly however, with the mightiest of feats
One Donnyplatform4
with the strength of a horse
Pounded the poor bottle into the concrete..

Thus the bottle did not now exist
For across the street its insides lay
Just because the Neds came out to play..


The End..

(hope that was alright.. took me 2 hours to think up :lol: )
 
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oo err...poetry as well now eh??

Not bad mate. Made me chuckle anyway. :D

I challenge anybody on this forum who is still at school to show this poem to their English teacher and see how long it takes them to come up with one of those 'hidden meaning' type things that they make you write essays about :lol:
 

16CSVT2700

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Lewisham2221 said:
oo err...poetry as well now eh??

Not bad mate. Made me chuckle anyway. :D

I challenge anybody on this forum who is still at school to show this poem to their English teacher and see how long it takes them to come up with one of those 'hidden meaning' type things that they make you write essays about :lol:
Hell yeah!! I'd love to see that as well :lol: :lol:
 

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ROFL! Beasty bit of poetry there! Got me laughing quite a bit! I can imagine seeing the whole thing happening, it would have been great to see!
 

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rmt said:
The great poem itself :D:D I've never seen anyone jump as high as you did when that burst. :D:D
Don't blame him - the force it exploded with would've had his leg off hehe

Still need pics of the shopping troplley incident... I got some pics of the dark dog**** alley...
 

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TicketMan said:
Don't blame him - the force it exploded with would've had his leg off hehe

Still need pics of the shopping troplley incident... I got some pics of the dark dog**** alley...
It was me that was wearing the shorts, I nearly bloody **** mesen.
 
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