Some say that he likes voyagers, and that if he had to choose the winner of the GW franchise, he'd choose National Express --- old post above --- --- new post below ---
That was probably a pretty poor attempt, surely someone else can do better
Remember this? (Note that one of the three presenters is now banned, but interestingly the other two are viewing this thread at this very moment.)
Using the name of XCStig, this is one I did in that thread:
Some say... that he thinks the City of Cork would fit inside a bottle of champagne. And that, if you look carefully, his left pupil has the exact same shape as Dr Beeching's head. All we know is, he's called XCStig!
I'm still rather proud of this one:
Some say...that he knows the NFM and the Routing Guide off by heart. And...that only he truly knows if it's safe to use a one-piece ramp from a 142 if you travel to Guide Bridge from Piccadilly. All we know, is he's called XCStig!
Some say, he rode the train all the way to Bourneville in an attempt to find Charlie's chocolate factory , and that he claims to be responsible for all delays on the Circle line. All we know is he's called David Cameron The Stig.
Some say that he thinks HS2 should run between Settle and Carlisle, and that if he was Mayor of London, the Piccadilly Line would actually run to Manchester Piccadilly. All we know is, he's called the Stig.