[*]There is a butcher that works in a meat shop: he is 5 foot 10 inches tall, his waist line is 34 inches and he is of medium build. What does he weigh?
[*]There is a guy that wants to go into town so he shuts off all of the lights in his house before he leaves. When he comes back he discovers that he caused 100 deaths by shutting off his lights. How is this possible?
[*]Does England have a 4th of july?
[*]How many months have 28 days in them?
[*]How much dirt is in a hole thats 3x2x1?
[*]You are in a sealed shut room with only a table and a mirror. There are no windows or doors and you are running out of air becuase it is air tight. How do you get out?
[*]There is a plane crash on the border of the US and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors?
[*]How many plums are there in an apple pie?
[*]What will occur once in a minute, twice in a moment and never in a thousand years?
[*]What's the beginning of eternity, the end of time and space, the beginning of the end, and the end of every place?
[*]Which way is our sponsor's logo rotating. (Right or Left.)
[*]A man goes to visit another man in jail, but the rule is that only family members are admitted to see the inmates. The jailor stops the visitor and asks if he is related to the prisoner. He responds with the following statement..."Brothers and sisters, I have none, but that man's father is my father's son."
How is he related to the prisioner?