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Type Of Girls ~*


HARD-DISK Girls:
She remembers everything, FOREVER.

RAM Girls:
She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.

WINDOWS Girls:
Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.

SCREENSAVER Girls:
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!

INTERNET Girls:
Difficult to access.

SERVER Girls:
Always busy when you need her.

MULTIMEDIA Girls:
She makes horrible things look beautiful.

CD-ROM Girls:
She is always faster and faster.

E-MAIL Girls:
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.

VIRUS Girls:
Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting her, she
comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything..

Search Engine Girls:
you have to ask them the same thing, eight hundred different ways in order to get the answer you're looking for.

Keyboard Girls:
Be careful which buttons you push.

BROADBAND GIRLS:Makes getting around much easier & faster.

LAN GIRLS:
Great at parties, but most likely your friends are all getting on her too.

BANNER AD GIRLS:Not all that exciting or good looking, but at least they give you money.

EXTENDED DESKTOP GIRLS:
Don't mind being seen on the side.

FIREFOX GIRLS:
Customizable and perfect. Very compliant.

OPEN SOURCE GIRLS: (GPL) = Girl Public License
They seem so intelligent and well featured, but there is just something not all there about them.

Vector Girls:
Smooth, simple, and fast.

TFT girls:
looks vaguely 3D from the front view, but is totally flat from the side view

CRT girls:
packs alot of bulk to the rear

MMORPG GIRLS:
time consuming, addictive, and you often pay to play

Comodore 64 Girls:
They had done it all, before anyone else.
 
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