UK Euphemisms

[PG]

Revised timetable = less buses

 

[duncanp]

From the TfL bus changes page for 22nd February

68 West Norwood - Euston
To help maintain the reliability of the service during the improvement scheme taking place in Camberwell town centre a temporary timetable will be in place with the frequency of route 68 changed to every 9-10 minutes between 0700 - 1900 on Monday to Fridays.

means

68 West Norwood - Euston
To help maintain the reliability of the service during the improvement scheme taking place in Camberwell town centre a temporary timetable will be in place with the frequency of route 68 reduced to every 9-10 minutes between 0700 - 1900 on Monday to Fridays. (...because we're so skint we can't afford to add extra buses to the timetable to maintain current frequencies during the works...)

 

[Bletchleyite]

Revised timetable = less buses

Revised fares = increased fares.

 

[Bevan Price]

Background Music = Irritating noise that stops you hearing the speaker / actors.

 

[PG]

Background Music Children = Irritating noise that stops you hearing the speaker / actors.

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