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Defibrillation To encourage your uncle to stop making stories up.
 

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Distemper to rebuke your partner after they’ve shouted at the kids...
 

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Dysentery Why on earth did you write that in the ledger book?
 

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Diarrhoea - The Chris Rea album with “Driving Home For Christmas” on it...
 

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Shambles - Statues of bulls.

Shampoo - Imitation turds.

Shamocracy - Imitation democratic system where an unelected elite helps to make the laws.

Piston - A lot of urine.
 

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Denoise - to make silent (one of the programs within Google's Nik software which cleans up digital noise or graininess in photos)
Shamrock - imitation stone
Shambling - imitation jewelry
 

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Shambolic - A telling off that didn’t do any good.
 

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Shamrock Rovers - Concrete statues of dogs.

Cigarette - Braking system developed by a Swedish and French consortium.

Oh, and...

Devolute - To rob a 1980s musical group who were famous for their peculiar hats.
 
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Ex cathedra - formerly a Premier League church
Unctious - an anxious uncle
 

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Noddy Holder - A container for condoms ("noddies")

And some inspired by our feathered friends:

Robin - Steal beer from pub.
Sparrow - Argument about spas.
Seagull - Look at that eagle.
Blackbirds - The Williams sisters.
Great Tits - Dolly Parton
Blue Tits - Dolly Parton spilt some blue paint.
Magpie - Indigestible pastry half-baked by Maggie.
Shelduck - Duck sunk by navy shells.
 

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Noddy Holder - A container for condoms ("noddies")

And some inspired by our feathered friends:

Robin - Steal beer from pub.
Sparrow - Argument about spas.
Seagull - Look at that eagle.
Blackbirds - The Williams sisters.
Great Tits - Dolly Parton
Blue Tits - Dolly Parton spilt some blue paint.
Magpie - Indigestible pastry half-baked by Maggie.
Shelduck - Duck sunk by navy shells.
Albatross - Components of the Forth or Tay bridges.
Penguin - to be awarded some top quality cannabis.
Emu - how cats communicate via the internet.
Cockatoo - collaboration between Joe and Jarvis.
Parrot - average decomposition.
Pheasant - a colony of insects living in Tommy Cooper's hat.
 

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Albatross - Components of the Forth or Tay bridges.
Penguin - to be awarded some top quality cannabis.
Emu - how cats communicate via the internet.
Cockatoo - collaboration between Joe and Jarvis.
Parrot - average decomposition.
Pheasant - a colony of insects living in Tommy Cooper's hat.

Osprey - what a devoutly religious black country horse does
 

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