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backontrack

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Merseyside: Somewhere between Murder and Suicide, aka Liverpool's performance in the football last night
Torquay: A bit like torque
Torbay: Spicy leaves you find at Glastonbury
Tyneside: The handle on a fork
 
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Buttsy

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****less: A failed Irish lothario
Diverging: A failed Welsh lorthario
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backontrack

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****less: A failed Irish lothario
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Post reported. ;)






Just kidding.

Wrought - opposite to left in South Africa
Lift - opposite to right in South Africa
 
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IanD

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icons - criminals working for Apple

irate - the charge for using Apple products

ideal - discount on an Apple product

idea - Apple Rudolph

icier - Apple prophet

IQ - those sad people outside the Apple store at midnight on release day

icicle - Apple bike

igloo - used to stick Apple products together
 

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Lifted from the edition of the radio show broadcast today, but I thought it worth passing on (spoken by Rob Brydon, I believe)

TRUMPET - a young follower of Trump. It was followed by Jeremy Hardy's TRUMP - an obnoxious noise from an arse, which met with applause from the audience.
 

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I hope both of them sung! Rob is really good at singing, but Jeremy brings a lump to the eye and a tear to the throat. :P
 

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As yesterday was St Dwynwen's Day, and St Valentine's Day is approaching, here's one for those candlelit dinners:

Datum Plate - romantic tableware
 

Busaholic

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Bending the rules a bit with this one, but topical:-

Passionkiller - being required to give the police 24 hours notice of your intention to have sex
 

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