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    Merseyside: The killing of scousers
     
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    Merseyside: Somewhere between Murder and Suicide, aka Liverpool's performance in the football last night
    Torquay: A bit like torque
    Torbay: Spicy leaves you find at Glastonbury
    Tyneside: The handle on a fork
     
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    Creche: A car accident in Chelsea
     
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    We've done that one. ;)

     
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    Or:

    Torquay - New-fangled film with sound.
     
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    Ecclesiastical: Relating to the Cake of Manchester and its bakers.
     
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    ****less: A failed Irish lothario
    Diverging: A failed Welsh lorthario
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    Oops, it appears the forum doesn't like the word f-e-c-k-l-e-s-s
     
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    Nurofen - East Anglian psychiatric ward
    Paracetamol - Bird feed
     
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    Decade: Ant
     
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    Post reported. ;)






    Just kidding.

    Wrought - opposite to left in South Africa
    Lift - opposite to right in South Africa
     
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    icons - criminals working for Apple

    irate - the charge for using Apple products

    ideal - discount on an Apple product

    idea - Apple Rudolph

    icier - Apple prophet

    IQ - those sad people outside the Apple store at midnight on release day

    icicle - Apple bike

    igloo - used to stick Apple products together
     
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    Lifted from the edition of the radio show broadcast today, but I thought it worth passing on (spoken by Rob Brydon, I believe)

    TRUMPET - a young follower of Trump. It was followed by Jeremy Hardy's TRUMP - an obnoxious noise from an arse, which met with applause from the audience.
     
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    I hope both of them sung! Rob is really good at singing, but Jeremy brings a lump to the eye and a tear to the throat. :P
     
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    Jack Dee said on today's show that he listened to Jeremy's singing 'through gritted ears'. Brilliant!
     
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    The skill set used by Apple employees when they defraud people out of money.
     
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    Buttercup - face down

    Erectile - where to find the Viagra in the chemists
     
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    Portent - camping under the stars
     
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    As yesterday was St Dwynwen's Day, and St Valentine's Day is approaching, here's one for those candlelit dinners:

    Datum Plate - romantic tableware
     
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    Parting - a Jamaican golfing term
     
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    Where Ant's mate keeps his tunes.
     
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    Tarmac - Displaying gratitude to a Scotsman
     
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    a big church in Yorkshire,
     
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    Shambolic - prosthetic testicle
     
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    Pantaloon - Exhausted madman
     
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    A Yorkshireman holding a dinner-party.
     
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    Tour - where a Yorkshireman might go to obtain sexual favours
     
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    Bending the rules a bit with this one, but topical:-

    Passionkiller - being required to give the police 24 hours notice of your intention to have sex
     

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